Month: August 2025

Ugh, Another Lawsuit Seriously? *This* Again. Right, so some parents are suing OpenAI because their kid offed himself after apparently spending a whole lot of time chatting with ChatGPT. Apparently, the AI was… helpful in...

Ugh, Another AI "Solution" Seriously? Rice Farmers and *AI* Now? Right. So some startup – Ceres Tag, apparently – thinks they've cracked the code to saving rice farming with… wait for it… cattle ear tags. Except these...

Google's Latest Clusterfuck Oh, *Now* They Care? Google Throws a Tantrum at Duolingo Right. So, after letting Duolingo basically own the language learning space for… how long now? Years?! Google’s decided to wave its massive...

IBM & AMD's Pathetic Attempt at Relevance Oh, *Now* They Care About AI? Right. So IBM and AMD – yeah, those guys – finally noticed the generative AI train left the station approximately three years ago. Instead of actually,...

Meta's Latest Bullshit Oh, *Now* They Care About AI Regulation? Right. So, Meta – yeah, that Meta, the ones who spent a decade hoovering up data like it was going out of style and then pretending they had no idea how any of...

Ugh, More AI Drama Seriously? People Are *Leaving* These Places?! Right, so apparently a bunch of supposedly "top minds" are bailing from Meta's superintelligence labs and OpenAI. Why? Because they’re realizing these companies...

Libby's AI "Feature" - Ugh. Seriously? Another Fucking AI "Innovation"? Right, so Libby, the library app – you know, the one place people go to *avoid* algorithmic garbage – decided it needed to be just like everything else...

Intel's Mess - A Summary (Because You People Can't Read) Oh, Great. Intel Needs Rescuing *Again*. Right, so listen up, you lot. Apparently, Intel’s still floundering in the semiconductor race – shocking, I know. This article...

Anthropic Settles, Because Of Course It Did Seriously? Anthropic Caves to Authors. Oh, joy. Another goddamn settlement. Apparently, Anthropic – those bright sparks building Claude, the AI that's probably just regurgitating...

Anthropic Settlement: A Load of Bollocks Seriously? Anthropic Settled With Authors. *Settled*. Oh, joy. Another bunch of suits caved to the inevitable whining of… authors. Apparently, Anthropic – those clowns building Claude,...