Month: August 2025

Anthropic launches a Claude AI agent that lives in Chrome

Ugh, Another One Anthropic's Chrome Extension: Because Apparently We Didn't Have Enough Sh*t On Our Screens Right. So, Anthropic – those people who think they’re building *thinking* machines – have shoved their Claude AI...

Security

CISA Adds Three Exploited Vulnerabilities to KEV Catalog Affecting Citrix and Git

Ugh, More Security Shite Seriously? *More* Vulnerabilities?! Right, listen up. CISA – you know, the folks who apparently need to tell people about holes in their software after they've been actively exploited – have added...

Security

Google to Verify All Android Developers in 4 Countries to Block Malicious Apps

Seriously?! Google's At It Again Oh, For F\*ck’s Sake. Google Wants To "Verify" Android Developers. Right, so Google – because apparently letting anyone and their grandmother upload apps to the Play Store wasn't a *good...

Security

HOOK Android Trojan Adds Ransomware Overlays, Expands to 107 Remote Commands

Seriously? Another Fucking Android Trojan You People And Your Phones... HOOK Just Got Worse Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Apparently, some morons are still clicking on things they shouldn't be. The "HOOK" Android trojan...

Security

ShadowCaptcha Exploits WordPress Sites to Spread Ransomware, Info Stealers, and Crypto Miners

Seriously? Another Wordpress Mess Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: ShadowCaptcha is a Thing Right, listen up. Some absolute geniuses (read: script kiddies) are abusing a WordPress plugin called ShadowCaptcha. It’s supposed to...

Security

AI-Driven Trends in Endpoint Security: What the 2025 Gartner® Magic Quadrant™ Reveals

Endpoint Security? Ugh. Seriously, More AI Bullshit in Security Right, so apparently everyone's decided slapping "AI" on everything fixes all their problems. This article – and the Gartner Magic Quadrant it’s whining about...

Security

Alleged mastermind behind K-Pop celebrity stock heist extradited to South Korea

Ugh, Another One Bites the Dust Seriously? This Again. Right, so some dipshit – a 38-year-old Korean national named Lee, apparently – finally got hauled back to South Korea after being arrested in… wait for it… Panama....

Security

MixShell Malware Delivered via Contact Forms Targets U.S. Supply Chain Manufacturers

Ugh, Another One Seriously? MixShell is Pissing Around With the Supply Chain Again Right, so some goddamn malware called MixShell is going around. Apparently, it's hitting US supply chain manufacturers – because *of course* it...

Security

The Hidden Risk of Consumer Devices in the Hybrid Workforce

Seriously? You're *Still* Letting People Use Personal Crap for Work? The Hidden Risk of Consumer Devices in the Hybrid Workforce – A Summary (Because Apparently No One Else Will Do It Right) Oh, joy. Another article telling me...

Security

DSLRoot, Proxies, and the Threat of ‘Legal Botnets’

KrebsOnSecurity Summary - You Don't Want to Know Oh, *Wonderful*. Another Fucking Problem. Right, so listen up, because I’m only explaining this once. Some clowns over at DSLRoot – a company that lets people run proxies...