Month: August 2025

Nissan Got Pwned, Surprise! Seriously? Nissan. *Nissan*. Oh joy, another ransomware attack. This time it's Nissan’s design studio that got their digital pants taken down by the Qilin gang. Apparently, some data – internal...

Ugh, Another Security Article Seriously? GDPR Training is...Good? Right, so apparently some companies are realizing that just pretending to care about data privacy isn't enough anymore. Shocking, I know. This article whines on...

Git's a Mess, Obviously Seriously? *Another* Vulnerability?! Right, listen up. Because apparently some people need it spelled out for them in crayon. The CISA – yes, those clowns – are flapping their gums about a code...

Nevada's IT Meltdown - Courtesy of Incompetence Seriously? Nevada Got Pwned. Again. Oh, joy. Another state government falling over because they apparently think "security" is a suggestion box and not an actual *requirement*....

Salesloft? More Like Sales*Lost* Your Data Seriously, Another One?! Salesloft Got Pwned. Oh joy. Salesloft, a sales engagement platform – because apparently salespeople need *more* ways to bother people – got breached. And...

Perplexity Comet: Ugh, Another One Perplexity Comet: Seriously? More AI Crap. Right, so some people are getting their knickers in a twist over Perplexity's new browser, "Comet". Apparently it’s an AI-powered thing that tries to...

Silk Typhoon: Another Fucking Headache Silk Typhoon: Seriously? More of This Shit. Oh, joy. Another bunch of goddamn hackers – these clowns calling themselves "Silk Typhoon" – are being dicks. Apparently, they're not even...

Citrix? Seriously? Oh, *Wonderful*. Another Citrix Clusterfuck. Right, listen up, you lot. Because apparently some of you still use Citrix Netscaler appliances – and yes, I'm judging you hard. They’ve got a critical Remote...