Month: August 2025

Amazon AGI Labs chief defends his reverse acquihire

Amazon's AGI Clusterfuck, Summarized (Because I Have To) Seriously? Another One. Right, so Amazon’s “AGI Labs” – and honestly the name alone makes me want to vomit – is trying to spin their spectacularly failed attempt...

OpenAI warns against SPVs and other ‘unauthorized’ investments

OpenAI's Latest Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because Apparently People Need Hand-Holding) Seriously? OpenAI Has to *Tell* People This? Oh, for the love of all that is holy. OpenAI just issued a warning – a warning, mind you –...

Security

GeoServer Exploits, PolarEdge, and Gayfemboy Push Cybercrime Beyond Traditional Botnets

Seriously? GeoServer Now? Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake. Another One. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, some open-source geospatial server software called GeoServer is having a bit of a crisis. A *bit*? More like a full-blown...

Security

Infocon: green

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month's patch Tuesday...

OpenAI announces New Delhi office as it expands footprint in India

Oh, Joy. Another Office. OpenAI's Latest Exercise in Global Domination (Ugh) Right, so OpenAI – those geniuses who’ve convinced everyone their glorified autocomplete is sentient – have decided to open an office in New...

Google makes it easier to edit Drive videos with a new Vids shortcut button

Google's Latest "Innovation" - Ugh. Seriously? *This* is news? Right, so Google’s decided to add a shortcut button in Drive for video editing. A shortcut button. Groundbreaking. Apparently, you used to have to… wait for it…...

Join Our Next Livestream: Back to School in the Age of AI

Ugh, Another AI Article Back to School? More Like Back to *Dealing With* School Thanks to AI. Right, so apparently schools are freaking out because kids can now use AI – shocking, I know – and instead of, you know, adapting...

Nvidia reportedly halts production on its H20 AI chips

Nvidia's Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because Apparently You Can't Read) Seriously? Nvidia Halted H20 Chip Production. *Again*. Oh, joy. More incompetence from the GPU overlords. So, apparently Nvidia decided to just… stop making...

Apple is in talks to use Google’s Gemini for Siri revamp, report says

Apple's Pathetic Plea for Help Seriously? Apple Needs *Google’s* Help?! Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Apparently, Apple – yes, that Apple, the one who thinks it invented everything good in this world – is...

Apple gets ready for AI in the enterprise with new ChatGPT configuration options

Apple's Pathetic Attempt at Enterprise AI Oh, Joy. Apple *Finally* Notices Businesses Exist Right, so after approximately forever of ignoring anyone who isn’t drooling over a new iPhone color, Apple’s decided to throw some...