Month: August 2025

Coinbase CEO explains why he fired engineers who didn’t try AI immediately

Coinbase's AI Purge - A Summary (Because Apparently People Need It Explained) Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake... Coinbase. Right, so Brian Armstrong – the guy running Coinbase, apparently – decided a bunch of engineers weren’t...

Meta partners with Midjourney on AI image and video models

Meta's Latest Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because Apparently Humans Can't Read) Oh, *Great*. Meta and Midjourney are Holding Hands Now. Right, so Zuck’s dumpster fire of a company, Meta, has decided it can't bother to actually...

The Trump-Intel Deal Is Official

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. Seriously? This Again. Right, so the former guy – yeah, that one – is flapping his gums about a deal with Intel. Apparently, he’s promising to build “massive chip factories” in Ohio if...

Security

Ex-Developer Jailed Four Years for Sabotaging Ohio Employer with Kill-Switch Malware

Seriously? Another One. Oh, Joy. Another Script Kiddie Thinks They're Clever Right, listen up, you lot. Some ex-developer – name’s Terry Butler, apparently – got four *years* in the slammer for deliberately screwing over...

Security

INTERPOL Arrests 1,209 Cybercriminals Across 18 African Nations in Global Crackdown

Interpol's Little Field Trip Oh Joy. Another Press Release. Right, so Interpol decided to play cops and robbers across 18 African nations. They rounded up a whopping 1,209 people they’re calling “cybercriminals.” Big whoop....

Security

Automation Is Redefining Pentest Delivery

Pentesting is Officially For Idiots Now Seriously? Automation in Pentesting? What a Surprise. Oh, joy. Another article telling me what I already *knew*. Apparently, some so-called "security professionals" have discovered that...

Security

Chinese Hackers Murky, Genesis, and Glacial Panda Escalate Cloud and Telecom Espionage

Seriously? Another Fucking Chinese Hack Oh, Joy. More Chinese Hacking. Right, so apparently some Chinese state-sponsored clowns – they're calling them Murky Genesis and Glacial Panda, because subtlety is *clearly* their strong...

Security

Personal Liability, Security Becomes Bigger Issues for CISOs

CISO Personal Liability - Ugh. Seriously? Now *This* Bullshit. Right, so apparently it wasn't enough to expect Chief Information Security Officers (CISOs) to be constantly fighting a losing battle against nation-states and script...

Security

Do Claude Code Security Reviews Pass the Vibe Check?

Claude's "Security" - A Load of Bollocks Seriously? Another AI 'Security' Article. Right, listen up you lot. This article – and I use that term *loosely* – is about whether Anthropic’s Claude can do code security reviews....

Security

Insurers May Limit Payments in Cases of Unpatched CVEs

Seriously?! Insurers Are Doing *This* Now? You Idiots Left the Door Open, You Pay. Oh, for the love of all that is holy… Cyber insurers – those paragons of risk assessment – are finally figuring out something painfully...