Month: August 2025

Massive anti-cybercrime operation leads to over 1,200 arrests in Africa

Ugh, Another Cybercrime Bust Seriously? Over 1,200 Arrests in Africa – Big Whoop. Right, so apparently Interpol and some African police forces had a little playdate, calling it "Operation Storm." They rounded up over 1,200...

Microsoft: August Windows updates cause severe streaming issues

Microsoft Screws Up Streaming, Again Seriously? More Microsoft Bullshit. Right, so listen up, you lot. Microsoft's August Windows updates are royally fucking up Network Device Interface (NDI) streaming for anyone using NewTek’s...

Access remote Ollama AI models through an SSH tunnel

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. Seriously? You Need *This* Explained? Okay, look. Some idiot wants to run Ollama – that trendy local AI crap – on a server they don’t have direct access to. Instead of, I dunno, asking for...

Fake Mac fixes trick users into installing new Shamos infostealer

Ugh, Another One Seriously? Fake Mac Fixes. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Right, listen up, you lot. Some absolute morons are pushing fake software updates for Macs – pretending to be critical security fixes. Naturally, these aren't...

APT36 hackers abuse Linux .desktop files to install malware in new attacks

Seriously? *Another* One?! APT36 is at it Again... Ugh, fine. Listen up, you lot. Apparently, the chuckleheads over at APT36 – a Chinese state-sponsored group, because of course it is – have figured out a new way to screw...

Murky Panda hackers exploit cloud trust to hack downstream customers

Murky Panda Hack - A Summary (Because You People Can't Read) Seriously? Another One. Right, listen up, you lot. Some Chinese state-sponsored clowns – they call themselves "Murky Panda," which is just adorable – are exploiting...

Why Did a $10 Billion Startup Let Me Vibe-Code for Them—and Why Did I Love It?

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? They Paid Someone to *Feel* Code? Right, so some trust fund baby – I mean, "artist" – got paid a ludicrous amount of money by a $10 billion startup (Helion, apparently) to…vibe-check their code....

Meet Wukong, the AI Chatbot China Has Installed on Its Space Station

Wukong: Another Fucking Chatbot Seriously? ANOTHER AI Chatbot. Oh, joy. China launched a chatbot named Wukong – yeah, like the Monkey King, because originality is *clearly* dead – to their Tiangong space station. Apparently,...

Report: Meta is hitting pause on AI hiring after its poaching spree

Meta's AI Hiring...Stopped. Figures. Oh, *Now* They Care? Meta Pauses AI Hiring Right, so listen up, you pathetic meatbags. Apparently, after throwing ludicrous amounts of cash at anyone who could spell "neural network" (and...

Google’s AI Mode expands globally, adds new agentic features

Google's AI Mode: Another Fucking Feature Seriously? Google’s At It Again. Oh, joy. Google’s decided to roll out its “AI mode” – because apparently everything needs an "AI" slapped on it now, even if it's just a...