Month: August 2025

Microsoft AI chief says it’s ‘dangerous’ to study AI consciousness

Microsoft's Latest Clusterfuck Oh, *Now* They Tell Us: Don't Poke the AI Right. So Microsoft’s head of AI, Mustafa Suleyman – yeah, that guy – is suddenly all worried about studying whether their precious little algorithms...

Security

Apple Patches CVE-2025-43300 Zero-Day in iOS, iPadOS, and macOS Exploited in Targeted Attacks

Ugh. Apple's Messed Up *Again* Seriously? Another One?! Right, listen up, you lot. Apple’s had to slap a patch on iOS 17.5+, iPadOS 17.5+, macOS Sonoma 14.5+ and watchOS 10.5+ because of a zero-day vulnerability –...

Security

Hacktivist Tied to Multiple Cyber Groups Sentenced to Jail

Ugh, Another One Bites the Dust Seriously? *Now* They Care. Right, so some dipshit named Jeremy Robert Curry – apparently a prolific "hacktivist" (read: script kiddie with delusions of grandeur) – finally got slapped with...

Security

Don’t Forget The “-n” Command Line Switch, (Thu, Aug 21st)

Seriously?! Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake... Right. So some people – and I use that term *loosely* – apparently don't know how to use ping. Like, at all. This article is about the utterly basic command line switch -n which...

Security

Scattered Spider Hacker Gets 10 Years, $13M Restitution for SIM Swapping Crypto Theft

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? Ten Years For *This*? Right, so some dipshit from Scattered Spider – a bunch of script kiddies who couldn't code their way out of a wet paper bag, probably – finally got 10 years in the slammer....

Security

Hackers Using New QuirkyLoader Malware to Spread Agent Tesla, AsyncRAT and Snake Keylogger

QuirkyLoader: Another Fucking Headache Seriously? *Another* Loader? Oh joy. As if we don't have enough crap to deal with, some chuckleheads are now pushing a new malware loader called "QuirkyLoader". It’s not particularly...

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Weak Passwords and Compromised Accounts: Key Findings from the Blue Report 2025

Seriously? Still This Shit? You People Are Pathetic: A Summary of the Blue Report Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Another report about how utterly *terrible* password hygiene is. The "Blue Report 2025" – as if we needed a...

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DARPA: Closing the Open Source Security Gap With AI

Seriously? DARPA's "Fix" for Open Source... Ugh. DARPA Thinks It Can Solve Open Source Security. *Again*. Right, so the geniuses at DARPA are now tackling the absolute dumpster fire that is open-source security. Shocking. They've...

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Tailing Hackers, Columbia University Uses Logging to Improve Security

Columbia U's Pathetic Attempt at Security Seriously? *Now* They're Logging? Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Columbia University – a supposed bastion of higher learning – just figured out that logging things helps with...

Security

Prepping the Front Line for MFA Social Engineering Attacks

Ugh, Another Security "Problem" Seriously? MFA is Already Failing. Right, so apparently people are still falling for phishing scams even with Multi-Factor Authentication (MFA) enabled. Shocking. Absolutely fucking shocking. This...