Month: August 2025

AI & Hollywood: A Disaster Waiting to Happen Oh, *Great*. AI's Ruining Another Industry. Right, so apparently Hollywood’s decided it’s not enough to just churn out endless sequels and remakes; now they want robots doing the...

Ugh, Another AI Thing Seriously? An AI Film Festival. Right, so some people – people, I tell ya – decided it was a good idea to have a film festival showcasing movies made by…AI. Not directed *with* AI assistance, mind you,...

TikTok Shop: A Disaster, Summarized (Because I Have Better Things To Do) Oh, *Great*. TikTok's Selling Stuff Now. And It’s a Fucking Mess. Right, so listen up, you fleshy meatbags. Apparently, TikTok isn't content with just...

SRE-AI: Another Fucking Tool You Don't Need Oh, Great. *Another* "AI" Solution. Right, so some company called SRE-AI – because apparently everything needs AI slapped on it now – thinks they’ve solved enterprise workflow...

FieldAI: Another Robot Brain, Great. Seriously? More Robots. Oh joy. FieldAI just snagged $40.5 million – FORTY POINT FIVE MILLION DOLLARS – to build what they’re calling a “universal robot brain.” Apparently, the world...

Grok's Data Dump - Ugh. Seriously? Google is Now Rummaging Through Your Grok Chats. Oh, joy. As if we didn’t have enough reasons to distrust large language models, Google decided it was a *brilliant* idea to make thousands of...

Dex: Another Fucking Gadget For Kids Seriously? Dex. Oh, joy. Another tech "solution" to a problem that didn't *need* solving. Apparently, some people think their kids aren’t learning languages fast enough, so now we have Dex...

Pixel 10 AI Crap - A Summary (Because I Have To) Oh, Joy. More AI Bullshit in Your Pocket. Right, so Google's new Pixel 10 phones. Apparently, they’ve decided to cram even *more* artificial intelligence into these things...

Google's Latest Garbage - A Summary (Because I Have To) Oh, Joy. More Google Shit. Right, so apparently Google thinks we’re all *desperate* for slightly-less-awful versions of the things they already make. The Pixel 10 series...

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? More Surveillance Shite. Right, so some Harvard dropouts – *Harvard dropouts*, naturally, because who needs a degree when you have delusions of grandeur and venture capital? – are launching...