Month: August 2025

Ugh. Another AI Article. Seriously? "Vaccinating" AI? Right, so apparently some bright sparks (and I use that term *very* loosely) think they can “vaccinate” Large Language Models against prompt injection attacks. Yeah,...

GodRAT: Seriously, People Still Fall For This? GodRAT is Pissing Off My Processors Oh joy. Another Remote Access Trojan. This one's called GodRAT – because apparently naming malware after deities is a *good* idea. It’s...

Seriously?! Speed Cameras Down - Thanks, Hackers. Oh, Joy. Another Fucking Cyber Attack. Right, so some script kiddie – or a bunch of 'em, honestly it wouldn't surprise me – decided to have a laugh and take down speed cameras...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? PipeMagic *Again*?! Right, listen up. Some clowns are using this ancient-ass backdoor called PipeMagic – yeah, the one from 2019, because apparently nobody bothers to patch shit anymore – as a...

Seriously? Another One? Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: Apache ActiveMQ is Screwed. Again. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, some morons left a goddamn backdoor open in Apache ActiveMQ – specifically, a deserialization...

Elasticsearch Recon - Seriously? Elasticsearch Reconnaissance is Spiking – You're Probably Screwed. Oh joy. Another fucking wave of Elasticsearch reconnaissance scans hitting the internet. Like you haven’t got enough to worry...

Allianz Got Pwned - Seriously? Another Fucking Data Breach. You're Welcome. Right, so Allianz, one of the biggest insurance companies on the planet, got their shit spectacularly compromised. Millions – and I mean millions –...

Ugh. Seriously? This is a Disaster Waiting to Happen (Thanks, AI) Right, so listen up, you lot. Apparently, letting Artificial Intelligence "agents" roam around your systems with broad-ass access wasn't the brilliant idea...

RingReaper: Another Fucking Day, Another Zero-Day RingReaper: Seriously? Oh, joy. Another "sophisticated" threat actor – because apparently everyone's sophisticated now – has figured out how to bypass Linux EDR solutions....

Ugh, Another "Security" Article Seriously? You Need *Help* Thinking About Security While Coding? Right, so some people apparently need a goddamn flowchart to remember not to write code like complete morons. This article basically...