Month: August 2025

Oregon Man Charged in ‘Rapper Bot’ DDoS Service

Ugh, Another One Seriously? *Another* DDoS Thing. Right, so some dipshit from Oregon – name's Jeremy Preslar, apparently – decided it was a good idea to run a DDoS-for-hire service called "Rapper Bot." Yeah, you read that...

Security

Agentic AI, Apple Intelligence, EV Chargers: Everyday Cybersecurity Peril Abounds for Businesses

Ugh. Seriously? Agentic AI & Your Pathetic Security Posture - A Summary (Because I Have To) Right, so listen up, you lot. Apparently, everyone's getting all excited about "agentic AI" – basically, AI that can *think* for itself...

Security

Russian Hacktivists Take Aim at Polish Power Plant, Again

Polish Power Grid? Seriously?! Oh, joy. More fucking hacktivists. Apparently, some Russian clowns – calling themselves UNC1151, because originality is *clearly* their strong suit – are poking around Polish critical...

Security

Infocon: green

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Because apparently some people need it spelled out for them. The SANS ISC diary is, as usual, a parade of incompetence and...

Security

Asian Orgs Shift Cybersecurity Requirements to Suppliers

Ugh, Another Security Mess Seriously? Asian Companies Finally Notice Security. Right, so apparently some organizations in Asia – finally – are realizing they get hacked a lot. Shocking, I know. Instead of actually fixing...

Massive Allianz Life data breach impacts 1.1 million people

Allianz Life Data Breach - Ugh. Seriously? Allianz Life Got Pwned. Oh, joy. Another fucking data breach. This time it's Allianz Life Insurance of America, and they managed to expose information on a pathetic 11 million people....

NY Business Council discloses data breach affecting 47,000 people

Seriously?! Another Breach... Business Council of New York State? More Like Business Council of *Insecure* New York State. Oh, joy. Another data breach. This time it's the Business Council of New York State getting their asses...

Microsoft: August security updates break Windows recovery, reset

Microsoft Screws Up *Again* - You're Welcome Seriously? Microsoft Breaks Windows Recovery, Reset. AGAIN. Oh, joy. Another month, another clusterfuck from the clowns in Redmond. Apparently, their August security updates – you...

Pharma firm Inotiv says ransomware attack impacted operations

Inotiv Got Ransomed - Figures. Seriously? *Another* Pharma Firm. Oh, joy. Inotiv, a contract research organization – basically lab rats as a service – got hit with ransomware. Shocking, absolutely shocking. They discovered...

OpenAI releases $4 ChatGPT plan, but it’s not available in the US for now

OpenAI's Latest Clusterfuck Oh, *Great*. Another OpenAI "Release" Right, listen up. Because apparently some people still care about this shit. OpenAI shoved out a new ChatGPT plan – GPT-4o, or whatever the hell they’re...