Month: August 2025

WhatsApp patches vulnerability exploited in zero-day attacks

Ugh, Another WhatsApp Screwup Seriously? *Another* WhatsApp Vulnerability?! Right, listen up. Apparently, the clowns over at Meta (formerly Facebook, still a dumpster fire) let another gaping hole slip into WhatsApp. This one's a...

Building a custom MCP server using Azure Functions

Ugh, Another Cloud Thing So You Want a Minecraft Server in Azure Functions? Seriously? Right. Some idiot decided that running a Minecraft server the *proper* way (i.e., on actual hardware you control) isn't good enough anymore....

Microsoft fixes bug behind Windows certificate enrollment errors

Microsoft Screws Up, Again Seriously? Windows Certificate Enrollment... *Again*?! Oh joy. Microsoft had another one of their "moments." Apparently, a bug was causing certificate enrollment to fail for some users – meaning...

Windows 11 KB5064081 update clears up CPU usage metrics in Task Manager

Windows 11 Update - Seriously? Microsoft Fixes *Another* Windows 11 Thing. Ugh. Right, so Microsoft fucked up the CPU usage reporting in Task Manager… again. Apparently, KB5064081 is supposed to fix it so that core assignments...

Maisa AI gets $25M to fix enterprise AI’s 95% failure rate

Ugh, Another One Seriously? $25 Million to Fix *Other* People's Messes. Right, so some venture capitalists – bless their clueless hearts – just threw $25 million at MAISA AI because apparently 95% of enterprise AI projects...

How a 16-year-old company is easing small businesses into AI

Ugh, Another AI Article Seriously? This Again. Right, so some company called Lessen – been around for 16 years, apparently doing… *something* with real estate tech – has decided it's time to shove AI down the throats of...

AI hires or human hustle? Inside the next frontier of startup operations at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025

Ugh. Another AI Article. Seriously? Startups and… *AI Operations*? Right, so apparently, the latest brain-dead idea sweeping Silicon Valley is to use AI for... everything in startups. Not just coding, oh no. We're talking...

Investors are loving Lovable

Lovable? Seriously? Oh, *Now* They Care About Ethics. Fucking Fantastic. Right, so apparently venture capitalists – those paragons of virtue – have decided that "lovability" is a thing now. After years of throwing money at...

MathGPT.ai, the ‘cheat-proof’ tutor and teaching assistant, expands to over 50 institutions

MathGPT: Ugh, More AI "Help" Seriously? Another One. Right, so some company called MathGPT – because apparently *everything* needs to be an “AI” now – is spreading like a goddamn virus through universities. They claim...

AI or not, Will Smith’s crowd video is fresh cringe

Ugh, Seriously? Will Smith's Latest Stunt: A Masterclass in How *Not* To Do AI Right. So, apparently Will Smith decided to jump on the deepfake bandwagon with this "AI or Not?" video series. The premise? He tries to trick people...