Month: August 2025

Seriously? Oh, *Now* They Care? Right. So the US Treasury is just now slapping sanctions on Garantex and Grinex – two crypto exchanges – because they apparently facilitated over $100 million in ransomware payments. $100...

Seriously? Water Treatment Plants...Again? Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake. More Water Plants. Right, so apparently some script kiddies – and Norway & Poland are pointing fingers directly at Russia (surprise, surprise) – have...

Ugh, Another "Communication Problem" Article Seriously? You Need *Help* Talking To Each Other? Right, so apparently grown-ass adults in cybersecurity can't just... talk to each other. This article whines about how technical...

Ugh, Another Breach Seriously? Taiwan Got Pwned. Again. Right, listen up you lot. Some Chinese state-sponsored clowns – they're calling themselves UAT-7237, original name I know – have been poking around Taiwanese web...

Colt Got Pwned, Shocker Seriously? Colt Telecommunications Had a *Cyber Incident* Oh, joy. Another one. Apparently, Colt Telecommunications is having a bad time after some "unauthorised access" to its systems back in October....

Seriously? Another One? Oh, For F\*ck's Sake. Brokerage Account Phishing. Again. Right, listen up, you absolute muppets. Apparently, some lowlifes are now going after brokerage accounts via SMS phishing – because email was...

Crypto24: Another Fucking Headache Seriously? *Another* Ransomware Variant? Oh, joy. As if we didn't have enough problems, some clowns are pushing a new ransomware strain called Crypto24. What makes this special? It actively...

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? More Security Theater. Right, so RealDefense – who I'm assuming are just *thrilled* to be existing – has launched a pathetic $10 million fund. What for, you ask? To bribe OEMs into slapping their...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Malware Bullshit Right, listen up. Apparently, some chuckleheads are still falling for this crap. The SANS ISC diary is currently whining about a new wave of...