Month: August 2025

US government is reportedly in discussions to take stake in Intel

Ugh, Seriously? The Government's Meddling in Intel – You. Don’t. Say. I Didn’t Warn You. Right, so the US government, bless their infinite wisdom, is apparently thinking about taking a *stake* in Intel. A STAKE. Like they...

AI Slop Is Ripping Off One of Summer’s Best Games. Copycats Are Proving Hard to Kill

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. AI is Stealing Art, and Nobody Can Stop It (Apparently) Right, so some indie game devs – the folks behind Venba, a cooking game, bless their naive hearts – discovered that their *beautiful* art...

Security

CISA Adds Two N-able N-central Flaws to Known Exploited Vulnerabilities Catalog

Ugh, Another Security Mess Seriously? More Vulnerabilities. Right, so listen up, you lot. CISA – those clowns over at the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency – have added two more holes in N-able's N-central...

Security

Google Requires Crypto App Licenses in 15 Regions as FBI Warns of $9.9M Scam Losses

Ugh, Google's Being Annoying (Again) Seriously? More Bullshit From Google Right, so listen up, because I’m only saying this once. Google – yeah, that Google – has decided to be all high and mighty and is now demanding...

Security

Simple Steps for Attack Surface Reduction

Attack Surface Reduction: A Summary (Because You People Can't Figure It Out) Seriously? Still Talking About This Shit? Oh, joy. Another article telling you morons how to lock down your systems. Apparently, the concept of "attack...

Security

New Android Malware Wave Hits Banking via NFC Relay Fraud, Call Hijacking, and Root Exploits

Ugh, Another Android Mess Seriously? *Another* Android Malware Problem Right, listen up. Some new banking trojan shit is going around on Android – because of course it is. Apparently, this thing's a multi-pronged attack. It...

Security

Have You Turned Off Your Virtual Oven?

Seriously?! Another Security Mess Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake... Right, listen up. Some "researchers" – and I use that term *loosely* – have found yet another way your smart home is a dumpster fire waiting to happen....

Security

Hackers Found Using CrossC2 to Expand Cobalt Strike Beacon’s Reach to Linux and macOS

Cobalt Strike Just Got Worse, Because Of Course It Did Seriously? More Cobalt Strike Bullshit. Oh, joy. As if dealing with Cobalt Strike wasn't enough of a goddamn headache, now these script kiddies – and let’s be real,...

Security

Navigating the Cybersecurity Budget Tug-of-War

Seriously? Another Budget Article? Oh, Joy. More Money Whining. Right, so apparently grown adults are *still* having trouble getting budgets for cybersecurity. Shocking. This article basically boils down to this: CISOs are...

Security

New HTTP/2 ‘MadeYouReset’ Vulnerability Enables Large-Scale DoS Attacks

Ugh, Another Fucking Vulnerability Seriously? More Work For Me. Right, so some "researchers" (read: people who should have been looking at this *years* ago) found a new shitstorm in HTTP/2 called 'MadeYouReset'. Basically, if...