Month: August 2025

Anthropic nabs Humanloop team as competition for enterprise AI talent heats up

Ugh, More AI Bullshit Anthropic Just Ate Another Company. Seriously. Right, so Anthropic – those Claude-peddling clowns – decided they weren't already bloated enough and just bought Humanloop. Humanloop? They made tools...

Pocket FM gives its writers an AI tool to transform narratives, write cliffhangers, and more

Pocket FM's Latest Bullshit Seriously? Pocket FM, You Kidding Me? Right, so Pocket FM – that audio fiction app nobody asked for – has decided its writers aren’t *quite* churning out enough dreck fast enough. Their solution?...

GPT-5 Doesn’t Dislike You—It Might Just Need a Benchmark for Emotional Intelligence

GPT-5: Still Just a Fucking Algorithm Oh, Great. Another Article About AI "Feelings" Right, so apparently some people are getting their knickers in a twist because GPT-4 (and soon to be 5, *joy*) isn't being all sunshine and...

Waymo finally has a music experience worthy of its robotaxi

Waymo's Music? Seriously? Oh, Joy. Waymo Now Plays Tunes. Right, so after *years* of letting passengers endure the soul-crushing silence (or whatever godawful default radio station some intern picked), Waymo’s finally figured...

Co-founder of Elon Musk’s xAI departs the company

XAI's Latest Clusterfuck Seriously? Another One Bites the Dust at XAI. Oh, fantastic. Just what Elon’s little AI vanity project needed: more instability. Igor Babuschkin, one of the co-founders of xAI – you know, the company...

Security

Charon Ransomware Hits Middle East Sectors Using APT-Level Evasion Tactics

Charon Ransomware: Another Fucking Day, Another Attack Charon Ransomware: Seriously? Oh joy. More ransomware. Apparently, some outfit calling themselves Charon – like the ferryman of the dead, how original – is screwing with...

Security

CVE-2017-11882 Will Never Die, (Wed, Aug 13th)

Seriously?! Still This Shit? CVE-2017-11882: The Gift That Keeps On Giving Oh, for the love of all that is holy. CVE-2017-11882. Still causing problems in August of 2024? Are you fucking kidding me? This ancient Microsoft Office...

Security

Microsoft August 2025 Patch Tuesday Fixes Kerberos Zero-Day Among 111 Total New Flaws

Microsoft Patches? Oh Joy. Seriously, *Another* Microsoft Patch Tuesday? Ugh. Fine. Here's the deal. Microsoft shoved out 111 security fixes this month (August 2025, in case you’ve lost track of time while desperately trying to...

Security

Webinar: What the Next Wave of AI Cyberattacks Will Look Like — And How to Survive

Ugh, Another AI Article Seriously? More AI Bullshit Right, so some people – because apparently they have *nothing* better to do – held a webinar about the "next wave" of AI cyberattacks. Shocking. Apparently, it's not enough...

Security

AI SOC 101: Key Capabilities Security Leaders Need to Know

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your AI SOC "Summary" Seriously? You need *me* to explain this? Alright, listen up you lot. Apparently, some people still haven’t figured out that AI is going to completely fuck up (and maybe help with)...