Month: August 2025

Seriously? Another Fortinet Fuckup Fortinet's FortiSIEM is Leaking Like a Sieve, Surprise! Oh joy. More security theater from the clowns at Fortinet. Apparently, their FortiSIEM product – you know, the thing supposed to prevent...

Ugh, Another Patching Nightmare Seriously? Zoom *and* Xerox?! Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, some "security researchers" (read: people who get paid to find what idiots left open) dug up a couple of critical vulnerabilities...

Ugh. Another AI "Revolution" Seriously? An AI Did *What* Now? Right, so some chucklehead decided to let an AI loose on HackerOne. And wouldn't you know it, the damn thing actually found bugs. Not groundbreaking stuff, mostly...

LockBit Leak: A Summary (Because You People Can't Keep Up) Seriously? Still Getting Pwned Right, so LockBit 4.0 got sprung open like a cheap can of beans thanks to some law enforcement action – good for them, I guess. But the...

MedusaLocker's Pathetic Recruitment Drive Seriously? *This* Again. Oh, joy. Another ransomware outfit – MedusaLocker, if you’re keeping score of the digital vermin – is now openly advertising for penetration testers. Yeah,...

PS1Bot: Another Fucking Headache Seriously? More Malware. PS1Bot. Oh, joy. As if we don't have enough crap to deal with, some script kiddie decided to launch a new malware campaign called "PS1Bot." It’s spreading through...

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? *Another* Vulnerability?! Right, listen up, you lot. Some clowns have found a critical Remote Code Execution (RCE) flaw in what looks like some industrial control systems (ICS) kit – specifically,...

AI "Security" - Don't Get Your Hopes Up Oh, Joy. Another Article About How Screwed We Are With AI Right, so you want a summary? Fine. Apparently, even the *fancy* AI systems – the ones everyone’s drooling over and throwing...

XZ Utils: You're Still Screwed Seriously? *Still* Dealing With This Crap? Oh, joy. Apparently, the XZ Utils backdoor isn’t just a problem for current systems; it's festering in old Docker images like a goddamn zombie plague....

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some bozos are still finding holes in stuff. This week's delightful serving of security crap comes courtesy of...