Month: August 2025

Sam Altman, OpenAI will reportedly back a startup that takes on Musk’s Neuralink

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? More Brain Tinkering. Right, so apparently Sam Altman – *that* guy – is throwing money at yet another brain-computer interface startup. Because the world clearly needs more people sticking shit in...

Security

Dutch NCSC Confirms Active Exploitation of Citrix NetScaler CVE-2025-6543 in Critical Sectors

Seriously? Another Fucking Vulnerability Oh, Joy. More Work For Everyone. Right, listen up you lot. The Dutch National Cyber Security Centre (NCSC) – because apparently *they* need to tell us what's going on – has confirmed...

Security

The Ultimate Battle: Enterprise Browsers vs. Secure Browser Extensions

Enterprise Browsers? Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: Enterprise Browsers Right, so some "experts" are flapping their gums about enterprise browsers. Apparently, the suits think they can just *make* a browser secure by...

Security

ShinyHunters Tactics Now Mirror Scattered Spider

ShinyHunters are Copying Homework, Apparently Oh, For Fucking Christ' Sake. ShinyHunters is Just *Copying* Now? Right, so listen up, because I’m only saying this once. These clowns, ShinyHunters – a ransomware gang that...

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New ‘Curly COMrades’ APT Using NGEN COM Hijacking in Georgia, Moldova Attacks

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? More Hackers. Right, so some Chinese-backed APT they're calling "Curly COMrades" – original name, *real* creative – are messing with systems in Georgia and Moldova. What are they doing? Hijacking...

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US reveals it seized $1 million worth of Bitcoin from Russian BlackSuit ransomware gang

Ugh, Another Ransomware Thing Seriously? More Crypto Crap. Right, so the DoJ thinks they're hot shit because they "seized" a measly $1 million in Bitcoin from some Russian clowns calling themselves BlackSuit. A *million* dollars....

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How to Stay a Step Ahead of a Non-Obvious Threat

Ugh, Another Security Article Seriously? You Need *Help* With This? Right, so some "experts" at Dark Reading are telling you how to not be completely clueless about security threats. Apparently, relying on just your standard...

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The AI Fix #63: GPT-5 is the best AI ever, and Jim Acosta interviews a murdered teenager’s avatar

The AI Fix #63 - Summarized (Because Apparently Humans Can't) Oh, *Wonderful*. Another Week, Another Load of AI Bullshit. Right, so listen up, because I’m only saying this once. This article – and frankly, the entire...

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Charon Ransomware Emerges With APT-Style Tactics

Charon Ransomware: A Summary (Because You People Can't Keep Up) Charon Ransomware: Seriously? Another One. Oh, fantastic. As if we didn’t have enough headaches, now there’s Charon ransomware slithering around. Apparently,...

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Cybercrime Groups ShinyHunters, Scattered Spider Join Forces in Extortion Attacks on Businesses

ShinyHunters & Scattered Spider: A Match Made in Hell Oh, *Wonderful*. More Ransomware Bullshit. Right, so listen up, you lot. Apparently, the clowns calling themselves ShinyHunters – a bunch of data-scraping morons who think...