Month: August 2025

Seriously? Another Fortinet Fuckup Oh, Joy. More Fortinet Shite. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, some script kiddies – and let's be real, it’s *always* script kiddies – are having a field day brute-forcing logins on...

Seriously?! Another One? You've Got To Be Fucking Kidding Me: XZ Utils Compromised. Again. Right, so some "researchers" (read: people who should have been looking at this shit *ages* ago) found a backdoor in XZ Utils. XZ Utils!...

Ugh, Another Microsoft Mess Seriously? More Patches From Those Morons at Microsoft. Right, so Microsoft had a Patch Tuesday this month – August 12th, if you *really* care. Apparently, they found a whole heap of vulnerabilities,...

August '25 Microsoft Patches? Ugh. Seriously, More Microsoft Bullshit – August 2025 Patch Tuesday Right, so Microsoft had another Patch Tuesday. Shocking. As if I don't have enough on my plate keeping *your* systems from...

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? PS1Bot. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Right, so some script kiddies are pushing a multi-stage malware framework called "PS1Bot" through malvertising. Malvertising! Like we don't have enough problems with people...

Microsoft Patches? Ugh. Seriously, More of *This* Shit? Right, so Microsoft had another "Patch Tuesday." Big fucking deal. Turns out, as if anyone's surprised, the vast majority of these patches – like 60% of 'em this month –...

Microsoft's August '25 Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because You Won't Read It) Seriously? *Another* Patch Tuesday? Ugh. Fine. Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom (read: constant stream of security holes), dropped a whole heap of...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are still shipping shit with holes in it. Specifically, a critical Remote Code...

Ugh, Seriously? China's Whining About AI Chip Security – Like *They* Care Oh joy. Apparently, China is suddenly all concerned about the "security" of AI chips from Nvidia and AMD. Yeah, right. They’re questioning whether...