Month: August 2025

Ugh, Windows 11 Support is Ending (Again) Seriously? Another EOL Already?! Right, listen up. Microsoft's decided that Windows 11 versions 23H2 – both Home and Pro – are officially useless garbage come November 13th, 2024....

Seriously?! Another Breach. You Idiots Let 275 *Million* Patient Records Get Stolen. Seriously. Oh, for the love of all that is holy… another healthcare provider, Shields Healthcare Group, just got absolutely hammered. We're...

Citrix Bleed? More Like Citrix *Deed* – You're Screwed Seriously, People?! Right, listen up. Some morons—and I use that term deliberately—haven’t bothered patching their Citrix Netscaler appliances for a vulnerability...

Ugh, Another Hack Seriously? More Government Shitstorms. Right, listen up, you lot. Some Chinese-backed assholes – they're calling them "Curly Comrades," because apparently naming things is *more* important than actually...

Android Security? Seriously? Oh, Joy. Another Android "Security" Thing Right, so Google's PKVM hypervisor – that’s the thing letting Android run virtual machines, because apparently making a secure OS *properly* is too much...

Ugh, Another Ransomware Thing Seriously? They Seized a Million Dollars. Big Whoop. Okay, look. The US government – bless their hearts, they're *trying* – managed to snag $1 million in cryptocurrency from the BlackSuit...

Ugh, Another Windows Update Seriously? KB5063709 – Microsoft Fixes *Yet Another* Problem They Created Right, listen up. Because apparently, some people were having trouble getting into the Extended Security Updates (ESU)...

Windows 11 Updates? Oh Joy. Seriously, More Windows Updates?! Right, listen up. Microsoft shoved out *another* pair of cumulative updates for Windows 11 – KB5063878 and KB5063875. Because clearly, what we all needed was more...

Microsoft's August Patch Tuesday: Another Month, Another Fucking Mess Microsoft's August Patch Tuesday: Another Month, Another Fucking Mess Oh joy. Microsoft decided to grace us with their monthly "security update" – and by...

Seriously?! Docker Hub is STILL a Mess Docker Hub: You've Got to Be Fucking Kidding Me Right, so listen up. Apparently, the clowns over at Docker Hub still have dozens of Linux images infected with that godforsaken XZ backdoor...