Month: August 2025

ChatGPT’s new subscription costs less than $5, but it’s not for everyone

ChatGPT's New Bullshit Plan Oh, *Now* They Want Your Money. Right, so OpenAI finally figured out they need to actually make some goddamn money off ChatGPT. Shocking, I know. They’ve launched a “Team” plan for $25/month –...

OpenAI rolls out Gmail, Calendar, and Contacts integration in ChatGPT

ChatGPT Now Snoops Through Your Email, Because Of Course It Does Oh, Joy. ChatGPT Wants Your Gmail Data. Right, so OpenAI – those geniuses who apparently haven't learned enough from all the other privacy disasters – have now...

Hackers leak Allianz Life data stolen in Salesforce attacks

Allianz Life Got Pwned - Again Seriously? Allianz Life. *Again*. Oh, joy. Another data breach. This time it's Allianz Life Insurance getting their asses handed to them because they apparently think Salesforce is Fort Knox. Some...

Claude gets 1M tokens support via API to take on Gemini 2.5 Pro

Claude's Pathetic Attempt at Relevance Oh, *Now* They Care About Context Windows? Right. So Anthropic, the folks behind Claude (who were lagging badly), finally decided to give their API a context window bigger than a gnat's ass....

What Does Palantir Actually Do?

Palantir: A Summary (Because You Apparently Can't Figure It Out) Seriously? You Need *Me* To Explain Palantir? Alright, listen up, you lot. Because apparently understanding basic corporate espionage is too much to ask. Palantir,...

Apple’s new Siri may allow users to operate apps just using voice

Apple's Siri: Still Trying, Apparently Oh Great. *Another* Siri Update. Right, so Apple’s finally figured out that people might want to actually use Siri for something other than setting timers and playing goddamn music....

Nvidia, AMD may sell high-end AI chips to China if they pay US a cut

Ugh. Seriously? This is Bullshit. China Gets Chips, We Get…What? Right, so the US government – bless their infinite wisdom – has decided that *maybe* letting Nvidia and AMD sell ridiculously powerful AI chips to China isn't...

Elon Musk confirms shutdown of Tesla Dojo, ‘an evolutionary dead end’

Dojo's Dead, Deal With It Musk Finally Admits What We All Knew: Dojo Was a Fucking Waste of Time Oh, now he’s saying it. After years of hype and billions poured down the drain, Elon Musk has officially pulled the plug on...

An AI Model for the Brain Is Coming to the ICU

Ugh, Another AI "Revolution" Seriously? *Another* AI is Coming For Your Job (and Maybe Your Life Support) Right. So, the Cleveland Clinic, bless their cotton socks, are rolling out this… thing. It's called Pyramidal – real...

Nvidia unveils new Cosmos world models, infra for robotics and physical uses

Nvidia's Latest Bullshit - Summarized (Because I Have To) Oh, *Great*. More Nvidia. Right, so apparently the shiny GPU peddlers at Nvidia decided to have another "launch event" – because they haven’t already saturated the...