Month: August 2025

WIRED Roundup: Unpacking OpenAI’s Government Partnership

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. Seriously? You Want *Me* To Do This? Alright, look. OpenAI is getting cozy with the US government – surprise, fucking surprise. The article basically boils down to this: everyone’s scrambling...

OpenAI Scrambles to Update GPT-5 After Users Revolt

GPT-5: Another Fucking Headache Oh, Joy. GPT-5 is Coming (and Everyone's Losing Their Shit) Right, so Sam Altman – the guy who apparently thinks faster means *better*, regardless of consequences – is pushing for GPT-5 to be...

Security

ISC Stormcast For Monday, August 11th, 2025 https://isc.sans.edu/podcastdetail/9564, (Mon, Aug 11th)

Ugh. Another Security Alert. Seriously? More Malware Bullshit Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some chuckleheads are pushing a new phishing campaign using compromised Microsoft accounts. Not exactly groundbreaking stuff, is...

Security

WinRAR Zero-Day Under Active Exploitation – Update to Latest Version Immediately

Seriously?! WinRAR, Still? Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: Another WinRAR Vulnerability Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, some dipshits have found a zero-day in WinRAR. A zero-day. In WinRAR. Like we haven’t learned anything...

Security

6 Lessons Learned: Focusing Security Where Business Value Lives

Security "Lessons" - Ugh. Seriously? Another Security Article. Right, so some people apparently needed a *hand-holding guide* to figure out that security should be tied to what actually makes money for the company. Shocking....

Security

⚡ Weekly Recap: BadCam Attack, WinRAR 0-Day, EDR Killer, NVIDIA Flaws, Ransomware Attacks & More

Ugh, Another Week of Security Sh*tshow Seriously? This is News? Right, so apparently people are still falling for crap. Let me break down this week's parade of incompetence, because SOMEONE has to. First off, there’s a "BadCam"...

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Will Secure AI Be the Hottest Career Path in Cybersecurity?

Secure AI: Another Fucking Buzzword Oh, Great. *Now* Everyone Wants to Talk About AI Security Right, so apparently everyone's lost their minds over this "AI" thing and now they need people to secure it. Shocking. The article...

Security

Researchers Spot Surge in Erlang/OTP SSH RCE Exploits, 70% Target OT Firewalls

Ugh. Another Fucking Security Mess. Seriously? More Shit to Deal With. Right, so some "researchers" (read: people who get paid to state the obvious) noticed a spike in remote code execution (RCE) exploits targeting Erlang/OTP SSH...

Security

Utilities, Factories at Risk From Encryption Holes in Industrial Protocol

Seriously? Another Fucking Mess You Want Security? You Get What You Pay For (Which Is Jack Shit) Oh, joy. More industrial control systems riddled with vulnerabilities because some dipshits thought "security through obscurity" was...

Security

New TETRA Radio Encryption Flaws Expose Law Enforcement Communications

Ugh, Seriously? Another Fucking Day, Another Security Mess Right, so listen up. Some "researchers" (read: people who should have been looking at this *years* ago) found a bunch of flaws in TETRA radio encryption. TETRA, for those...