Month: August 2025

Echo Chamber, Prompts Used to Jailbreak GPT-5 in 24 Hours

GPT-5? More Like GPT-Pathetic. Seriously?! Another "Jailbreak" Already? Oh, for the love of all that is holy... or unholy, given the subject matter. Apparently, some script kiddies – and I use that term *generously* – managed...

Security

REvil Actor Accuses Russia of Planning 2021 Kaseya Attack

Seriously? This Again. Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake. Right, so apparently the clowns over at REvil – yeah, those REvil, the ransomware mob that caused a shitstorm with the Kaseya attack in 2021 – are now claiming the Russian...

Security

Infocon: green

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, so listen up, you lot. Apparently, some bozos are still finding holes in stuff. This week's "Infocon" is all about a green-level...

Security

BlackSuit Ransomware Takes an Infrastructure Hit From Law Enforcement

BlackSuit? More Like Black *Sit* - A Summary (Because I Have To) Seriously, Another One? Ugh. Fine. Apparently, some clowns calling themselves "BlackSuit" – original name, right? – got their infrastructure smacked down by a...

How to restore GPT-4o when you’ve GPT-5

GPT-4o Restoration: A Fucking Headache Oh, Great. Another AI Problem. Right, so OpenAI's new GPT-4o is apparently fragile as fuck. Apparently, if you accidentally unleash the power of a hypothetical "GPT-5" (which doesn’t even...

Connex Credit Union data breach impacts 172,000 members

Connex Credit Union: Another Fucking Breach Seriously? Connex Credit Union Got Hacked. Again. Oh, joy. Another financial institution couldn't be bothered to secure its systems properly. Connex Credit Union is admitting a data...

Over 29,000 Exchange servers unpatched against high-severity flaw

Seriously?! Exchange Servers Still Vulnerable? You People Are *Still* Failing at This. Right, listen up, you absolute clowns. Over 29,000 Microsoft Exchange servers are still wide open to a high-severity Remote Code Execution...

‘Chairmen’ of $100 million scam operation extradited to US

Ugh, More Idiots Getting Scammed Seriously? $100 Million?! Right, listen up. The DOJ just slapped charges on a bunch of Ghanaians – surprise, surprise – for running a goddamn *massive* romance scam and Business Email...

MuddyWater’s DarkBit ransomware cracked for free data recovery

DarkBit Ransomware? Seriously? Oh, Joy. Another Ransomware Crack. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some script kiddie – or a bunch of them, frankly I don't *care* which – have "cracked" DarkBit ransomware. DarkBit, for...

The Rise of Native Phishing: Microsoft 365 Apps Abused in Attacks

Ugh, Another Security Mess Seriously? Native Phishing. Are You Fucking Kidding Me? Right, so listen up, because I'm only saying this once. Apparently, the script kiddies and their slightly-more-competent older siblings have...