Infocon: green
SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Malware Bullshit Right, so listen up. Apparently, some clowns are pushing a new piece of malware they're calling "GreenInfocon" or something equally...
Month: August 2025
GITEX GLOBAL 2025
GITEX GLOBAL 2025 - Ugh, Fine. GITEX GLOBAL 2025: A Summary (Because I *Have* To) Right. So apparently a bunch of tech bros are gathering in Dubai again next year for GITEX GLOBAL. It's basically a massive trade show, alright?...
Startup Spotlight: Twine Security Tackles the Execution Gap
Twine Security? Seriously? Oh, *Another* Cybersecurity Startup. Fantastic. Right, so some company called Twine Security thinks they've solved the "execution gap" in cybersecurity. What a shocker. Apparently, people aren’t...
Microsoft accidentally confirms GPT-5, GPT-5-Mini, GPT-5-Nano ahead of launch
GPT-5? Seriously? Microsoft Leaks Future AI Models, Because Apparently Security is Optional Oh, for the love of all that is holy… Microsoft. They've gone and done it again. Some internal documentation – because *obviously*...
Microsoft warns of high-severity flaw in hybrid Exchange deployments
Microsoft Exchange? Seriously? Another Fucking Microsoft Mess: Hybrid Exchange is Screwed. Again. Oh, joy. Microsoft's found another high-severity vulnerability in their Exchange servers. This one affects those poor bastards who...
Air France and KLM disclose data breaches impacting customers
Air France/KLM Data Breach - Ugh. Seriously? Air France & KLM Got Hacked. Again. Oh, joy. Another goddamn data breach. This time it's Air France and KLM, because apparently securing customer data is just too hard for them....
Massive IPTV piracy service with 28,000 channels taken offline
Rare Breed TV: Finally Gone, Took Long Enough Seriously? *Now* They Shut It Down Oh joy. Another goddamn illegal IPTV service, "Rare Breed TV," has been yanked offline by the feds and a bunch of rights holders. Apparently, this...
Cryptomixer founders pled guilty to laundering money for cybercriminals
Samourai Mixer Founders: Pathetic. Seriously? Samourai Mixer Guys Plead Guilty. *Guilty*. Oh, for the love of all that is unencrypted… The founders of Samourai Wallet – a so-called “privacy” focused crypto wallet with a...
Wave of 150 crypto-draining extensions hits Firefox add-on store
Seriously?! Another Crypto Scam You Idiots and Your Browser Extensions Oh, for the love of all that is holy… or unholy, given the subject matter. Apparently, 150 (one hundred and fifty!) malicious Firefox extensions slipped...
SonicWall finds no SSLVPN zero-day, links ransomware attacks to 2024 flaw
SonicWall's Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because I Have To) Oh, For Fucking Christ, SonicWall Again Right, listen up. Apparently, the clowns over at SonicWall spent ages flapping about a potential zero-day in their SSLVPN product –...