Month: August 2025

Migrate a DHCP Server to Windows Server 2025

DHCP Migration - Ugh. So You Wanna Move DHCP, Huh? Fine. Right, listen up, you probably screwed something up and now need to move your DHCP server to Windows Server 2025 (because of course you do). This article – and I use that...

Bouygues Telecom confirms data breach impacting 6.4 million customers

Bouygues Telecom: Another Fucking Breach Seriously? Bouygues Telecom Got Hacked. Again. Oh, joy. More incompetence. Bouygues Telecom, a French telecom provider, *finally* admitted to a data breach affecting a staggering 64...

New EDR killer tool used by eight different ransomware groups

Seriously? Another Fucking Tool... Oh, joy. Like we don't have enough problems, some script kiddies – or slightly less inept criminals – cooked up a new EDR (Endpoint Detection and Response) killer called "Rhino." Eight...

ChatGPT’s GPT-5 models released: everything you need to know

GPT-5: Oh, Joy. Another AI. GPT-5 is Coming (Because We Clearly Need More Problems) Right, so OpenAI's decided to unleash GPT-5 upon an unsuspecting world. Fantastic. As if we didn’t have enough trouble with the last one...

CISA orders fed agencies to patch new Exchange flaw by Monday

Ugh, Another Exchange Screwup Seriously? *Another* Exchange Vulnerability?! Right, listen up. Because apparently some people need it spelled out in crayon. CISA – those clowns over at the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure...

Fake WhatsApp developer libraries hide destructive data-wiping code

Seriously?! More Bullshit. Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake... Right, listen up. Some absolute morons – and I use that term *generously* – have been distributing fake WhatsApp developer libraries on GitHub. Not just any...

Nuclear Experts Say Mixing AI and Nuclear Weapons Is Inevitable

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. Seriously? AI and Nukes. Fantastic. Right, so apparently a bunch of "experts" – and I use that term *loosely* – are admitting what any halfway-competent idiot could see coming: Artificial...

Qwant and Ecosia debut Staan, a European search index that aims to take on Big Tech

Staan: Oh, *Another* Search Engine? Seriously? Another One. Right, so Qwant and Ecosia – yeah, the tree-planting search engine, bless their hearts – have cobbled together "Staan," a European search index. Apparently, they...

Microsoft brings OpenAI’s smallest open model to Windows users

Microsoft's Latest Bullshit Oh, Joy. Another Feature No One Asked For. Right, so Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom (and by that I mean staggering lack thereof), have decided to shove OpenAI’s *smallest* model – Orca-Math...

Want a Different Kind of Work Trip? Try a Robot Hotel

Henn na Hotel: A Disaster, Obviously Seriously? Another Fucking Robot Project Gone Wrong. Oh joy. Humans thought they could replace actual people with robots in a hotel. The Henn na Hotel in Japan – "Strange Hotel" for you...