Month: August 2025

Inside the US Government’s Unpublished Report on AI Safety

Ugh, Another AI Report Seriously? More Bullshit About AI Right, so the Biden administration spent who knows how much taxpayer money on a report about AI safety that they didn't even want to publish. Fantastic use of resources,...

Google takes on ChatGPT’s Study Mode with new ‘Guided Learning’ tool in Gemini

Google's Pathetic Attempt at... Something Oh, *Now* They Care About Learning? Right. So Google’s finally decided to copy something ChatGPT already does well. Shocking. Apparently, they're rolling out a "Guided Learning" tool in...

First impressions of Alexa+, Amazon’s upgraded, AI-powered digital assistant

Alexa's "Upgrade" - Don't Get Your Hopes Up Seriously? Alexa, *Again*? Right. So Amazon decided to slap a new AI model on Alexa and call it an upgrade. Big fucking deal. Apparently, it’s less “robotic” now and more…...

Google denies AI search features are killing website traffic

Google's Bullshit, Summarized (By Me) Oh, *Now* They Care About Publishers? Right. So Google’s suddenly all concerned about website traffic after years of systematically dismantling the open web to shove more ads down people's...

Security

ISC Stormcast For Wednesday, August 6th, 2025 https://isc.sans.edu/podcastdetail/9558, (Wed, Aug 6th)

Seriously? Another Week, Another Pile of Sh*t Oh joy. It's Wednesday, which means another ISC Stormcast summary because apparently *someone* has to tell you what’s breaking on the internet. Fine. Here's the gist, and try not to...

Security

To Raise or Not to Raise: Bootstrapped Founders Share Their Views

Seriously? Another Article About This? Oh, Joy. More VC Nonsense. Right, so some bootstrapped founders are whining about whether or not to sell their souls – I mean, *take* venture capital. Apparently, building a company slowly...

Security

CISA Adds 3 D-Link Vulnerabilities to KEV Catalog Amid Active Exploitation Evidence

Seriously? More Router Shite. Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: D-Link Routers. Again. Right, listen up you lot. CISA – those clowns over at the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency – have added three vulnerabilities...

Security

AI Is Transforming Cybersecurity Adversarial Testing – Pentera Founder’s Vision

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your AI "Revolution" Summary Seriously? Another AI Article. Right, so apparently everyone's lost their damn minds over AI again. This article – and I use that term loosely – from The Hacker News bleats on...

Security

With Eyes on AI, African Orgs Push Security Awareness

Ugh. Another Security Thing. Seriously? *Now* They Care About Security? Right, so apparently some organizations in Africa are finally waking up and realizing that security awareness training isn't optional. Shocking, I know. The...

Security

CERT-UA Warns of HTA-Delivered C# Malware Attacks Using Court Summons Lures

Seriously? Another One... Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: More Phishing. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, some Ukrainian government agency (CERT-UA, if you *must* know) is flapping its gums about a new phishing campaign....