Month: August 2025

Pandora Got Pwned, Surprise! Oh Joy. Another Data Breach. Pandora This Time. Right, listen up you lot. Pandora – yeah, the music streaming thing – has *finally* admitted they got their data nicked in this ongoing clusterfuck...

Microsoft's Bounty Program: A Waste of Money, Honestly Seriously? Microsoft Paid *Seventeen Million* Dollars?! Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Microsoft shelled out a record $17 million in bug bounties over the past year....

Trend Micro Zero-Day? Seriously? Oh, *Wonderful*. Another Zero-Day. Right, listen up, you lot. Trend Micro's endpoint protection software has a zero-day vulnerability – meaning some clever bastards are exploiting it right now....

WhatsApp's Pathetic Attempt at Security Seriously? *Now* They Think of That? Oh, joy. WhatsApp, bless their cotton socks, has finally decided to add a little something to stop scammers. After years of letting the platform be...

Dell Laptops? More Like Dell *Lock*ports - A Summary (Ugh) Seriously, Another One?! Right, listen up. Because apparently some people need it spelled out for them in crayon. Dell's pre-installed Revault software – that crapware...

National Bank of Canada? More Like National *Broken* Bank of Canada Seriously?! Another One. Oh, joy. The National Bank of Canada had a "technical issue" yesterday – which is corporate-speak for “some idiot screwed something...

Google? Seriously?! Another Breach. Oh, for the love of all that is holy… Google. Google got pwned. Again. Apparently some scumbags are still poking holes in their Salesforce instance – you know, the one place *everyone*...

MFA: Still Useless, Apparently Oh, *Now* They Tell You MFA Isn't Magic? Right. So after years of everyone screaming "ENABLE MFA!", it turns out...it’s not a silver bullet. Shocking, I tell you, absolutely shocking. This article...

Another Idiot Gets Caught Seriously? $33 Million. From *Taxpayers*. Oh, joy. Another script kiddie thought they were clever. This Romanian numbskull, Mihai Alexandru Istrate, apparently decided pilfering $33 million from the US...

Ghost Calls: Because Apparently, We Need *More* Ways to Get Phished Seriously? Ghost Calls. Fucking Seriously. Right, listen up, you lot. Some script kiddie decided that using actual phones was too…effortful. So now they're...