Month: August 2025

SonicWall urges admins to disable SSLVPN amid rising attacks

SonicWall's SSLVPN is STILL a dumpster fire Seriously? *Still* With This Shit? SonicWall SSLVPN, You Absolute Morons. Oh joy. Another security clusterfuck courtesy of SonicWall. Apparently, their SSLVPN product is getting...

Cisco discloses data breach impacting Cisco.com user accounts

Cisco Got Pwned, Again. Seriously? Oh, Joy. Cisco's Security is a Fucking Joke. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, Cisco – yes, that Cisco, the ones who sell us overpriced boxes that are supposed to *prevent* this sort of...

How to enable Edge Copilot Mode

Edge Copilot? Seriously? Oh, *Great*. Another Feature I Have to Explain. Right, so Microsoft decided everyone needs a chatty little AI sidekick in Edge. Copilot. Fantastic. Apparently it's been lurking there all along, disabled...

The Heat Wasn’t Just Outside: Cyber Attacks Spiked in Summer 2025

Ugh, Another Security Report Seriously? Summer Was Worse For Cyberattacks. No Fucking Shit. Okay, look. You want a summary? Fine. Apparently, summer 2023 – and now projected for 2024 - saw a *spike* in cyberattacks. Like anyone...

Adobe issues emergency fixes for AEM Forms zero-days after PoCs released

Adobe's Mess - Summarized (Because You People Can't Keep Your Shit Secure) Seriously? Adobe *Again*?! Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Adobe’s AEM Forms are leaking like a sieve. Apparently, some "security researchers"...

PBS confirms data breach after employee info leaked on Discord servers

PBS? More Like Pathetic Breach Security. Seriously, PBS Got Hacked. Again. Oh, for the love of all that is holy… Public Broadcasting Service – yeah, that PBS – just confirmed a data breach. Apparently, some employee info...

A Hiker Was Missing for Nearly a Year—Until an AI System Recognized His Helmet

Ugh, Another Rescue. Fine. Seriously? AI Found a Hiker Because People Are Incompetent. Right, so some idiot wandered off a trail in California – shocker, I know. Instead of, you know, *paying attention* or bringing a decent...

OpenMind wants to be the Android operating system of humanoid robots

Ugh, Another Robot OS Seriously? *Another* Robot Operating System?! Right, so some company called OpenMind – because apparently every tech startup needs a vaguely philosophical name these days – thinks they're going to be the...

Grok Imagine, xAI’s new AI image and video generator, lets you make NSFW content

Grok Imagine: Because Apparently, the Internet Wasn't Depraved Enough Oh, *Wonderful*. Another One. Right, so XAI (whoever the fuck they are) have unleashed "Grok Imagine," an AI image and video generator. And what’s its...

OpenAI says ChatGPT is on track to reach 700M weekly users

ChatGPT's User Numbers – Ugh. Seriously? More People Using ChatGPT. Fantastic. Right, so OpenAI is patting themselves on the back because ChatGPT is apparently going to hit 700 million weekly users by… sometime soon. Like...