Month: August 2025

Ugh. Another Firewall Mess. Seriously? *Another* SonicWall Thing? Right, so listen up, because I'm only saying this once. The Akira ransomware clowns are back at it, and they’re exploiting – or suggesting they're exploiting,...

Seriously? Another One. Oh, Joy. Humanitarian Aid Groups Get Hacked. Right, so apparently the bleeding hearts over at Talos Intelligence decided someone *actually* needs help besides themselves. They've noticed that NGOs – you...

Seriously?! NVIDIA Screwed Up *Again* Oh, For F\*ck's Sake: NVIDIA Triton is a Mess Right. So, apparently, the geniuses over at NVIDIA left a whole heap of security holes gaping wide open in their Triton Inference Server. Like,...

Ugh. Another 'Feature'. Seriously? A *Daily Trends Report*?! Oh joy. As if we don't have enough noise to sift through, SANS ISC is now blessing us with a "Daily Trends Report". Apparently, someone decided that summarizing what...

Oh, *Great*. More Fucking Chaos. Right, so some survey – because surveys are totally reliable – says nearly half the devs out there are now slapping together code with AI tools like GitHub Copilot and ChatGPT. Forty-two...

Ugh, Another Acquisition Seriously? Darktrace Bought *Another* Company. Right, so listen up, because I'm only saying this once. Apparently, Darktrace – those AI-powered detection wankers – have decided they weren’t bloated...

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. Seriously? *This* is News? Right, so apparently the script kiddies and actual bad guys have discovered generative AI. Shocking. Absolutely fucking shocking. The article basically says threat actors...

Seriously? Oh, Joy. Another Fucking Grant Program. Right, so CISA and FEMA – yeah, those guys – are throwing a measly $100 million at local communities for cybersecurity. A hundred *million*. Like that's going to fix anything...

Ugh, Nvidia's Mess Again Seriously? *Another* Nvidia Screw-Up Right, listen up. Because apparently some people need things spelled out for them. Nvidia’s released a patch – surprise, surprise – for a critical vulnerability...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right. So, some clowns over at SANS are flapping their gums about a new round of vulnerabilities in…wait for it…Citrix ADC and NetScaler...