WordPress Thinks It’s Clever With “Telex” – Don’t Hold Your Breath

Right. So, Automattic – the people behind that *thing* called WordPress – have unveiled “Telex.” Apparently, it’s an AI tool for building custom blocks and stuff. Big whoop. They’re basically trying to make WordPress less of a pain in the ass to develop for, because let’s face it, even simple changes require diving into a mess of PHP and hoping you don’t break everything.

Telex lets you describe what you want in plain English (because apparently typing code is *too hard* now) and it spits out…well, code. It’s built on top of GPT-4o, so it’s just another layer on top of OpenAI doing all the actual work. They showed off some examples like a countdown timer and a fancy image gallery. Groundbreaking. It’s still experimental, meaning it probably works about as reliably as a politician’s promise.

The real kicker? It’s integrated into their Block Editor, which is already…let’s just say “unique” in its approach to usability. They are also trying to make it so you can “chat” with the AI to refine things. Because *that’ll* fix everything. Expect a lot of frustrating back-and-forth and code that needs constant tweaking.

Honestly, this is just WordPress playing catch-up. Every other platform is slapping an “AI” label on something these days. Don’t get your hopes up; it’s probably going to be another half-baked feature that adds complexity without actually solving the underlying problems with the platform. It will likely require a PhD in prompt engineering just to get a simple button to work correctly.

And yes, they are trying to monetize this somehow. You didn’t think they’d give you something useful for free, did you?

Source: TechCrunch

Related Anecdote (Because You Asked)

I once had to debug a WordPress site where someone had installed 7 different “optimization” plugins. Seven! It was slower than molasses in January, and the error logs looked like a Jackson Pollock painting of despair. The root cause? They all conflicted with each other. This AI thing is just going to add *more* layers of potential conflict. You’ve been warned.

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