Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake…
Right, listen up. CISA – you know, the folks who are supposed to be *protecting* us – have added a bunch of new vulnerabilities to their Known Exploited Vulnerability (KEV) catalog. Fantastic. Just what we needed.
Apparently, some TP-Link routers are leaking data like a sieve because of command injection flaws. Command Injection! Seriously? It’s 2025, people, get your shit together. They’re talking about models Archer C7 v5 and Archer A8 v6 – so if you have those, update them NOW before some script kiddie owns your entire network.
And as if that wasn’t enough, WhatsApp is also on the list. Multiple flaws there allowing remote code execution (RCE). RCE! Meaning someone can run code on *your* phone just by sending you a message? Unbelievable. Affects Android and iOS, naturally. Update your damn app.
CISA wants everyone to patch these immediately – which is good advice, I guess, if you haven’t already been pwned. They’re giving agencies 21 days to fix this crap, but honestly, if you’re relying on CISA to tell you when your systems are vulnerable, you’re already screwed.
Basically, the internet is still a dumpster fire and everyone is too damn lazy to secure their stuff. Don’t come crying to me when your data gets stolen or your router becomes part of a botnet. I warned you.
Speaking of routers, I once had a user who refused to update his router firmware for *months*. Said it “changed the look” of his settings page. Changed the LOOK! He got ransomware, lost all his family photos, and then had the audacity to ask me to recover them from… somewhere. Some people are beyond help.
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