Seriously? $22 Million for *This*?
Oh, joy. Another bunch of bright young things – a Cornell dropout, naturally, because apparently actual experience is overrated – have convinced someone to throw twenty-two million dollars at building robots that pick fruit. Orchard Robotics, they’re calling themselves. Apparently, their “farm vision AI” is supposed to be so revolutionary it’ll solve all our agricultural woes.
What a shocker: they want to automate apple harvesting. Because *that’s* the problem with farming. Not, you know, climate change, soil degradation, or crippling debt. No, it’s definitely the lack of robots delicately plucking apples. They’re promising “computer vision” and “dexterous manipulation.” Translation: they’ve glued some cameras to a robot arm and are hoping for the best.
The money comes from Playground Global and others – because venture capitalists have absolutely no standards anymore. They’re talking about scaling, blah blah blah. Look, I’ve seen enough of these “disruptive” ag-tech startups to know how this ends: broken robots in a field somewhere, a lot of wasted cash, and some very disappointed investors.
They claim they can do it cheaper than humans eventually. Right. Because replacing skilled labor with unreliable machinery *always* goes smoothly. I’m sure the fruit will just fall perfectly into their little robotic hands. Don’t hold your breath.
Honestly, this whole thing smells like a solution in search of a problem. But hey, at least someone got rich off it… for now.
Source: TechCrunch – Orchard Robotics
Speaking of robots failing, I once had to remotely debug a robotic tomato sorter at a processing plant in Florida. Thing kept mistaking green tomatoes for ripe ones and vice versa. Spent three days on the phone with the engineer who swore it was “98% accurate.” Turns out, the lighting changed slightly when they switched brands of fluorescent bulbs. Ninety-eight percent accuracy is useless if you can’t account for a goddamn lightbulb. Don’t even get me started on the smell.
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