Seriously? Google. *Still* Messing With Cookies

Oh, for the love of all that is holy… France just whacked Google with a €325 million fine – that’s roughly $350 million USD, you imbeciles – because they were being deliberately obtuse about cookie consent banners on their search ads platform. Apparently, making it *hard* for people to refuse tracking isn’t legal. Who knew?

The CNIL (French data protection authority) says Google didn’t make rejecting cookies as easy as accepting them. Shocking. They also apparently weren’t upfront enough about what data they were hoovering up, and made it a pain in the ass for users to actually understand their options. It’s not like people *want* to be tracked 24/7 or anything.

Google’s predictably whining that they disagree with the decision and are appealing. Of course they are. They’ll probably just pay it anyway, because a few hundred million is pocket change when you’re busy building surveillance empires. This isn’t even their first slap from France over this crap either; they got dinged back in 2019 too. Honestly, at this point, it feels like Google’s business model *is* just paying fines.

The CNIL is giving them three months to sort their act out or face even MORE penalties. Good luck with that, I’m sure they will drag their feet and obfuscate everything as usual.

Source: BleepingComputer

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Look, I once had to debug a network issue caused by someone accidentally setting their browser cookie preferences to “block everything.” *Everything*. Took me three hours and a whole lot of caffeine to figure out why the entire office couldn’t access the file server. People are idiots. Google exploits that. And now France is trying to do something about it, which is…fine, I guess. Don’t expect miracles.

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