Federal Cuts Put Local, State Agencies at Cyber-Risk – You Don’t Say?

Oh, *surprise*, surprise. The feds are slashing funding to state and local cybersecurity programs. Like cutting off a limb to save… what exactly? Bureaucratic budget points? Apparently, the Cybersecurity State and Local Grant (CSLG) program is getting hammered, which means less money for the people actually on the front lines defending against ransomware, phishing, and general digital idiocy.

The article basically says these cuts are happening *right* as attacks are increasing – a truly masterful stroke of incompetence. They’re talking about how this leaves smaller municipalities especially vulnerable because they can’t afford to build up defenses on their own. Expect more data breaches, expect more services disrupted, and expect more taxpayer money wasted cleaning up the inevitable messes. It’s not like these local governments have endless cash lying around; they’re already struggling.

And of course, there’s a whole lot of hand-wringing about “shared responsibility” which is just Washington-speak for “not my problem.” They give a little money, expect miracles, then pull the plug when things get tough. Fantastic. Just fucking fantastic.

The CISA director is trying to sound optimistic about other programs picking up the slack, but honestly? It’s like offering a band-aid for a gunshot wound. Don’t hold your breath.

Related Anecdote: I once had to remotely babysit a county network that was running Windows XP *and* still using NetBIOS. NetBIOS! They were shocked when I told them it was a security risk. Shocked, I tell you! These cuts are just going to create more situations like that, only with ransomware instead of outdated protocols. And then they’ll wonder why their systems get pwned. Idiots.

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Source: Dark Reading – Federal Cuts Put Local, State Agencies at Cyber-Risk