So, You Want to Know About IoT Security, Do Ya?
Fine. Listen up, because I’m only saying this once. Apparently, five years ago everyone thought slapping a password on everything and calling it “secure” was good enough for IoT. Idiots. Now? Well, things are *slightly* less pathetic, but don’t get your hopes up.
Here’s the gist of what changed – because apparently humans need things explained in bullet points:
- More Awareness (Finally): People actually started noticing IoT devices could be hacked. Shocking, I know.
- Supply Chain is a Disaster: Turns out, trusting the companies making these things was…a bad idea. Who could have foreseen that?! Now everyone’s whining about vulnerabilities baked into hardware and firmware.
- Zero Trust (The Buzzword): Everyone’s screaming “Zero Trust!” like it’s magic. It isn’t. It just means verifying everything, which is what sensible people were doing all along.
- Regulations are Trying to Catch Up: The US and EU are *attempting* to legislate security standards. Good luck with that; legislation moves slower than molasses in January.
- More Attacks (Naturally): Because of course there are more attacks. More devices = more targets. It’s basic fucking math. Botnets, ransomware…the usual delightful crap.
- Cloud Security Matters: IoT often relies on the cloud, so securing that mess is now a bigger deal. Surprise!
Basically, it’s gone from “we didn’t even think about security” to “oh shit, we need *some* security.” Progress? Maybe. Still a dumpster fire? Absolutely. Don’t expect miracles.
And don’t even get me started on the skills gap. Nobody knows how to secure this stuff properly. It’s all just lipstick on a pig at this point.
Source: How Has IoT Security Changed Over the Past 5 Years?
Related Anecdote (Because You Clearly Need One)
I once had to clean up a mess where someone thought changing the default password on their smart fridge was sufficient security. The fridge got bricked by Mirai, became part of a botnet, and started sending spam emails advertising…discount dentures. Dentures! Seriously? I swear, dealing with human stupidity is 90% of my job. Don’t bother me again unless it’s critical infrastructure on fire.
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