External Attack Surface Management: A Waste of Time (But Apparently Necessary)
Ugh. Fine. So, apparently companies are still leaving the goddamn front door open and wondering why things get stolen. This article talks about “External Attack Surface Management” – ESM. Basically, it’s a fancy way of saying “look at everything you expose to the internet that shouldn’t be there.” Like, *really* look? Shocking concept, I know.
It details how these tools scan for exposed assets – old servers, misconfigured cloud buckets (because security teams are clearly too busy), rogue domains, and all sorts of other digital detritus. They then try to prioritize risks based on… wait for it… *actual* vulnerabilities and business impact. Groundbreaking stuff.
The article drones on about how this helps with vulnerability management, threat intelligence (as if that’s new), and reducing the overall attack surface. It even mentions things like shadow IT – because people will always find a way to screw things up, won’t they? They claim it improves incident response too, which is just cleaning up after the inevitable mess caused by not doing this in the first place.
Look, it’s all common sense. If you don’t know what you have, you can’t protect it. But instead of actually *knowing* their infrastructure, these clowns need a tool to tell them. Pathetic. It’s like needing an app to remind you to breathe.
Oh, and they mention automation. Because humans are apparently incapable of doing basic inventory work. Fantastic.
Related Anecdote: I once had to deal with a company that had a publicly accessible database containing *every* employee’s social security number. They were “surprised” when I pointed it out. Surprised! They’d been running it for six months, apparently thinking the internet was just a suggestion box. Honestly, sometimes I think people actively try to get hacked so they have something interesting to talk about at cocktail parties.
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