Seriously? *Another* Windows Update? (KB5065429)

Right, listen up. Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom, have shoved out yet another update for Windows 10 – KB5065429. Fourteen changes and fixes they’re bragging about. Fourteen! Like that’s going to fix the fundamental mess this OS is.

Basically, it’s a bunch of security bollocks (addresses vulnerabilities, blah blah), some improvements to voice recognition (who even *uses* that?), tweaks for printer issues (because apparently printers are still a pain in the ass), and they’ve fiddled with the Remote Desktop stuff. Oh, and there’s some nonsense about improving file explorer performance – don’t hold your breath on that one.

They also claim to have fixed an issue where certain apps wouldn’t open after an update… which is hilarious because *updates* are usually what BREAK things in the first place. And, naturally, there’s a whole laundry list of other minor fixes for obscure problems nobody cares about unless they happen to be you.

Install it if you absolutely have to, but don’t come crying to me when your system decides to take an unscheduled nap. I warned you. Honestly, the entire thing feels like putting a band-aid on a gaping wound.

Source: BleepingComputer

And Another Thing…

I once spent 36 hours straight debugging a server issue that turned out to be caused by a Windows Update. Thirty-six! The update was supposed to *improve* stability. You know what it improved? My caffeine intake and my hatred of Microsoft. Don’t expect miracles, people.

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