Seriously? More Disrupt Booths. *More*.
Oh, joy. As if the San Francisco Moscone Center wasn’t already crammed with enough wide-eyed hopefuls and venture capitalists pretending to know what they’re talking about, TechCrunch is adding ten more exhibit tables to Disrupt 2025. Apparently, demand was so overwhelming they *had* to let in ten more companies to waste everyone’s time. Ten. More. Like the world needed more AI-powered dog walking apps or whatever bullshit will be on display this year.
The article basically says they sold out of booths faster than a free pizza lunch at a startup, so now there’s a “waitlist” and they’re squeezing in ten extra. Expect even longer lines for lukewarm coffee and the distinct smell of desperation. They are also touting some “exclusive” perks for these latecomers – because paying more money means you get to suffer slightly less amongst the chaos. Fantastic.
Honestly, it’s just a cash grab. Don’t fall for it. Go home. Invest in something useful. Like duct tape. Or maybe a good therapist.
Speaking of wasting time, I once had to debug a routing issue caused by someone using Disrupt as their DNS server. *Their DNS server*. I swear, some people just shouldn’t be allowed near computers. Or networking equipment. Or… well, anything really.
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