Louisiana Sold Its Soul (Again) to Facebook
Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Louisiana just bent over backwards and handed Meta – yeah, Facebook – a colossal tax break package, plus basically unlimited cheap power, to build its biggest data center yet. Like they don’t have enough money already? We’re talking hundreds of millions in incentives, and the right to essentially dictate terms on electricity access. Apparently, “economic development” means letting a tech behemoth run roughshod over local resources.
The whole thing reeks of desperation. They’re promising jobs, naturally – the usual song and dance. But let’s be real, how many *actual* Louisianans are going to get these highly specialized positions? It’ll mostly be people flown in from somewhere else while locals get stuck with increased strain on infrastructure and a slightly bigger hole in the state budget. And don’t even get me started on the environmental impact of running a data center that size – it’s gonna suck up power like a thirsty vampire.
The article points out how this deal is particularly egregious because Louisiana already gave Meta a bunch of breaks *years ago*. But hey, who needs fiscal responsibility when you can chase shiny objects and pretend they’ll fix everything? It’s just… infuriating. They even let Meta build on land that was previously earmarked for industrial use! Seriously?!
Basically, Louisiana decided to compete with North Carolina by being *even more* willing to grovel at the feet of Big Tech. Fantastic. Just absolutely fantastic.
Related Anecdote: Back in ’98, I was tasked with optimizing a server farm for a company that thought bigger was always better. They kept adding hardware without upgrading the cooling system. Predictable result? Meltdown. Literal meltdown. Cost them six figures and a whole lot of downtime. This Meta deal feels exactly like that – short-sighted, reckless expansion fueled by ego and a complete lack of planning. And I bet you anything they’ll be back for *more* concessions in five years.
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