Oh, *Now* They Want Your Money?

Right. Google’s finally decided to roll out their “AI Plus” plan – the cheaper version of Gemini Advanced – to over 40 countries. Forty! Like that makes up for being late to the party and charging money for something they promised would be free. It’s basically a tiered subscription service, because *of course* it is. $20/month gets you access to Gemini 1.5 Pro with a slightly more generous usage cap than before (180 prompts in the last hour, up from 60). They’re also throwing in some Pixel-exclusive features for those poor souls still clinging to Google phones.

The real kicker? It’s available in places like Brazil and Thailand. Fantastic. Because *those* are the markets that are just clamoring for slightly less expensive AI fluff. It’s all about getting more users hooked into their ecosystem, naturally. Don’t expect miracles; it’s still Google, so bugs and hallucinations are probably included as standard features.

And they’re bragging about “early access” to new models? Oh joy. More beta testing for the masses. Just what we needed. Honestly, I wouldn’t trust this thing to order a pizza correctly, let alone revolutionize my life.

Seriously, people are paying for this now? You’re all suckers.

Source: TechCrunch (Don’t say I didn’t warn you)

Related Anecdote: Back in ’98, a user asked me to automate their coffee brewing. Simple enough, right? Wrong. They wanted it brewed *exactly* like their grandma used to make it – which involved a complex ritual of sniffing beans and adjusting the water temperature based on “feel.” I spent three days trying to replicate subjective nonsense with sensors and algorithms. The result? Coffee that tasted vaguely of regret and burnt plastic. This AI Plus thing is going to be the same, just with more marketing hype.

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