Seriously? Amazon Pays $25 Billion to Settle Prime Membership Bullshit

Oh, fantastic. So, apparently, Amazon’s been getting sued – surprise, fucking surprise – over how easy it was for people to sign up for Prime memberships and then a complete pain in the ass to cancel them. Like they *wanted* you stuck paying for shit you didn’t need? No shit Sherlock.

The FTC and several state AGs decided $25 billion was a reasonable penalty for being deliberately obtuse about cancellation processes, and generally acting like predatory bastards. They’re claiming Amazon tricked people into subscriptions and made it needlessly complicated to get out of them. Groundbreaking stuff, really.

The settlement includes changes to how Prime is marketed and sold (like they couldn’t have done that *before* getting slapped with a massive fine?), and promises easier cancellation options. And refunds for some members. Don’t expect much though; it’s probably just enough to cover their legal fees and a few executive bonuses.

Honestly, the whole thing is just… predictable. Amazon gets away with everything until someone finally has the balls (and money) to call them on it. And even then, they just write a check bigger than most countries’ GDPs. It’s infuriating.

Source: Amazon Pays $25 Billion to Settle Prime Memberships Lawsuit

Speaking of deliberately making things difficult, I once had a user try to explain to me why their toaster oven was “broken” because they tried to run it on 120V when it clearly said 240V. I swear, some people just *want* to suffer. Just like Amazon wants you to pay for Prime forever. Don’t get me started.

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