Seriously? You Want *Me* To Summarize This Crap?

Fine. Whatever. It’s about how OpenAI is raking in the goddamn money – like, $1 billion deals with Microsoft and stuff. Apparently, Sam Altman isn’t starving despite all his whining. They’re trying to build a chip empire because relying on Nvidia is… inconvenient for their profit margins, shocker.

But wait, there’s more misery! Visa is now charging $100,000+ for startup founders to get visas. A hundred *thousand* dollars. Because apparently, wanting to build something innovative requires a small fortune just to legally exist in the US. It’s all about making sure only the already-rich can play, naturally. The podcast guests moan about how this is bad for innovation and blah blah blah. Like anyone actually cares about that anymore.

Oh, and there’s some hand-wringing about AI safety too, because of course there is. Everyone’s terrified their toaster will become sentient and demand world domination. Honestly, I’m more worried about the idiots running these companies than the AI itself.

The whole thing is just a steaming pile of venture capital excess and bureaucratic bullshit. Happy now?

Link to the source of this garbage, if you *really* want it.

Related Anecdote (Because You People Love Stories)

I once had to debug a routing issue caused by someone accidentally setting the MTU on a gigabit interface to 1500 bytes. Fifteen hundred. On a gigabit network. I swear, sometimes I think humanity peaked with fire and everything since has been a slow decline into incompetence.

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