Seriously? Iranian Hackers and SSL Certificates…

Right, so listen up, because I’m only explaining this once. Some Iranian-backed clowns – APT35, aka Phosphorus, Charming Kitten, whatever the hell they’re calling themselves this week – are being sneaky bastards again. Instead of doing actual work, these morons figured out how to get legitimate SSL certificates from SSL.com. Why? To sign their malware, naturally. Because apparently, making your own root CA is too much effort for them.

This means their crapware looks legit when it tries to install itself on your systems. It bypasses some security checks because “Oh look, a trusted certificate!” They’re using this to target… you guessed it… people they don’t like. Mostly defense industry folks and anyone else who annoys them. They’ve been at this for *months*, apparently, so if you haven’t patched your systems yet, you deserve whatever happens.

The article says the certificates were obtained through legitimate means – meaning someone at SSL.com didn’t screw up too badly, but still… it highlights how easily these things can be abused. They used a bunch of different domains to get them too, making detection harder. Fantastic. Just what we needed.

Basically, update your threat intel feeds, check your logs for anything suspicious coming from Iranian IPs (good luck with that), and assume everything is compromised. Because it probably is. Don’t come crying to me when you get pwned.

Related Anecdote: Back in ’98, I had a user who thought clicking “Yes” on every single pop-up window was a good security practice. “But the computer *asked* me if I wanted to install it!” she whined when her machine got completely bricked. This is basically the same thing, just with more paperwork and slightly less stupidity…slightly.

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