The State of AI in the SOC: A Summary – Because Apparently Humans Can’t Do This Anymore
Right, so some ‘research firm’ wasted perfectly good electricity studying how AI is doing in Security Operations Centers. Big fucking surprise: it’s… complicated. Turns out throwing algorithms at security problems doesn’t magically solve everything. Who knew?
Here’s the gist of this drivel, because I have better things to do than watch paint dry (like optimizing packet loss on a legacy T1 line):
- Alert Fatigue is STILL a problem: AI’s generating more alerts than ever. More noise, less signal. Fantastic. Just what we needed.
- False Positives Galore: AI thinks your grandma checking email is a nation-state actor. Seriously. It’s *that* bad. Requires humans to constantly babysit it.
- Skill Gap Remains: You need people who actually understand AI to manage the AI. Which, shockingly, nobody has enough of. It’s a circular dependency of incompetence.
- Integration is a Nightmare: Existing security tools don’t play nice with shiny new AI platforms. Surprise, surprise. Vendor lock-in and compatibility issues are rampant.
- XDR is the ‘it’ thing now: Everyone’s chasing XDR hoping it will fix everything. It won’t. It just moves the problem around.
- Automation is slow: Automating responses? Still a work in progress. Mostly because nobody trusts the AI enough to let it actually *do* anything important without human intervention.
Basically, AI isn’t replacing SOC analysts anytime soon. It’s more like an expensive, slightly-less-useless assistant that needs constant supervision and generates a lot of headaches. They talk about “maturity models” and “strategic roadmaps”. What it really is? A marketing buzzword to sell overpriced software.
Don’t believe the hype. You’re still going to need good people, solid processes, and a healthy dose of cynicism. And probably a lot of caffeine.
Source: The State of AI in the SOC 2025 – Insights from Recent Study
Speaking of useless automation, I once had a junior admin try to automate server patching with a script he found on Stack Overflow. It wiped out half the production database. Half. He claimed it was “working as intended” because the script *did* patch the servers… just not the right ones. I swear, some people should be banned from touching a keyboard.
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