Month: September 2025

Ugh, Another One Seriously? More North Korean Bullshit Right, so apparently the clowns in Pyongyang haven't figured out a legitimate way to fund their… *endeavors*. So what do they do? They keep hacking. This time it’s with...

Ugh, Another Cloud Disaster Article Seriously? You Need *Resilience* in the Cloud?! Right, so some "experts" at Gartner are telling us that cloud outages happen. No fucking shit, Sherlock. This article basically whines about how...

Ugh. Another Webshell Thing. Seriously? Webshells *Again*?! Right, so some script kiddie – probably using a pre-made kit because thinking is hard for them – figured out they can hide webshells in the .well-known/ directory....

Seriously?! Salesforce AGAIN? Oh, For F\*ck's Sake: Salesforce Has *Another* Security Hole Right. So, apparently the geniuses over at Salesforce left a gaping hole in their CRM platform – they’re calling it “ForcedLeak”....

Ugh, Another One Seriously? A *Trillion* DNS Requests?! Right, so some clowns have unleashed "Vane Viper," a goddamn trillion DNS query-generating botnet. A trillion! What the actual fuck are they even trying to accomplish?...

Seriously? Another Week, Another Clusterfuck Threatsday Bulletin – You're All Doomed. Probably. Oh joy, another week, another avalanche of security bollocks to deal with. Apparently, some Linux rootkit called "Rhino" is going...

Ugh. Another Report. Seriously? More of *this* crap? Right, so Talos – those Cisco security nerds – are whining about a new phishing campaign. Apparently, some chuckleheads are using legitimate Scott’s Cheap Air accounts to...

Seriously?! Salesforce AI Leaks Data - Ugh. Oh, Joy. Another Fucking Cloud Disaster. Right, so Salesforce's shiny new AI agents? Yeah, they’re leaking sensitive data like a sieve. Apparently, if you *ask nicely* – or, more...

Cisco's Mess - A Summary (Because Apparently You Can't Handle It) Oh, *Great*. Another Cisco Fuck-Up. Right, listen up, you lot. Because some of you are clearly incapable of keeping your networks secure without hand-holding....

Ugh, Another One Seriously? Chinese Hackers *Again* Right, so listen up. Some Chinese APT group – they're calling them "Brickstorm" because originality is clearly dead – are shoving backdoors onto edge devices. Yeah, you...