Month: September 2025

Cisco’s Wave of Actively Exploited Zero-Day Bugs Targets Firewalls, IOS

Cisco? Seriously? Oh, *Wonderful*. More Cisco Shite. Right, so apparently Cisco's firewalls and IOS are riddled with zero-days. Not one, not two, but a whole clusterfuck of them. Like they haven’t had enough time to get their...

Security

Infocon: green

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month's patch Tuesday...

Security

[Dark Reading Virtual Event] Know Your Enemy: How cybercriminals and nation-state hackers operate

Ugh. Another Security "Event" Summary Seriously? You Want *Me* To Summarize This Crap? Fine, whatever. Apparently, some people need to be told how the bad guys actually work. Like it's not obvious. The gist of this Dark Reading...

Microsoft will offer free Windows 10 extended security updates in Europe

Microsoft's Pathetic Capitulation Oh, *Now* They Care: Free Windows 10 Updates for Europe Right. So Microsoft, after years of shoving people towards Windows 11 and letting perfectly functional systems rot with End-of-Life...

Teen suspected of Vegas casino cyberattacks released to parents

Seriously? A *Teenager* Took Down Vegas Casinos?! Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Some kid – a teenager, mind you – allegedly managed to disrupt operations at several Las Vegas casinos with what sounds like a pretty...

How secure are passkeys, really? Here’s what you need to know

Passkeys: A Grumpy Summary Oh, *Now* You're Worried About Passkeys? Right. So, everyone lost their collective mind over passwords being crap – which, newsflash, they were – and jumped on the passkey bandwagon. This article...

Malicious Rust packages on Crates.io steal crypto wallet keys

Rust Packages? More Like Rust *Rotten* Packages Oh, For Fucking Christ' Sake. Another One. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, some absolute morons have been uploading malicious packages to crates.io – that’s the package...

Amazon pays $2.5 billion to settle Prime memberships lawsuit

Amazon's Latest Screw-Up (and Payout) Seriously? Amazon Pays $25 Billion to Settle Prime Membership Bullshit Oh, fantastic. So, apparently, Amazon’s been getting sued – surprise, fucking surprise – over how easy it was for...

Cisco warns of ASA firewall zero-days exploited in attacks

Cisco ASA Zero-Days? Seriously? Oh, For F\*ck's Sake. Cisco Again. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, Cisco’s ASA firewalls – the things supposedly *protecting* your network – have got a couple of zero-days flapping...

CISA orders agencies to patch Cisco flaws exploited in zero-day attacks

CISA's Latest Headache (And Yours) Seriously? *Another* Cisco Clusterfuck Right, listen up, you lot. CISA – those clowns over at the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency – have issued an emergency directive...