Month: September 2025

Google makes real-world data more accessible to AI — and training pipelines will love it

Google's Latest Bullshit Oh, *Now* They Care About Data? Right. So Google’s decided to be…generous? Apparently, they're opening up a bunch of their real-world datasets – stuff like street view images, audio recordings...

From Digg to deals: Kevin Rose on reinvention and investing at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025

Ugh, Another One... Kevin Rose is Still Around? Seriously. Right, so apparently Kevin Rose – yes, the Digg guy, remember *that* disaster? – was flapping his gums at TechCrunch Disrupt. The gist of it is he's now a venture...

Oracle is reportedly looking to raise $15B in corporate bond sale

Oracle's Latest Grift Seriously? Oracle *Again*?! Oh, for the love of all that is holy… Oracle. That festering pit of legacy systems and overpriced databases wants another FIFTEEN BILLION DOLLARS. Yes, you read that right....

Microsoft adds Anthropic’s AI to Copilot

Microsoft Copilot Just Got Worse (Probably) Oh, Joy. More AI Shite. Right, so Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom – and by that I mean staggering lack thereof – have decided to cram even more AI into Copilot. Specifically,...

This AI-Powered Robot Keeps Going Even if You Attack It With a Chainsaw

Ugh, Another Robot... Seriously? They Built *Another* One. Right, so some chuckleheads at Oregon State University decided it wasn't enough that robots already exist and are slowly plotting our demise. No, they had to build one...

Cohere hits $7B valuation a month after its last raise, partners with AMD

Ugh, Another Valuation... Seriously? Coherence Gets *More* Money. Right, so apparently some people are still throwing cash at AI companies like it's going out of style. This time it’s Cohere, the large language model (LLM)...

Neon, the No. 2 social app on the Apple App Store, pays users to record their phone calls and sells data to AI firms

Neon: A Privacy Nightmare, Summarized (Because I Have To) Seriously? This Again. Right, listen up, you lot. Some app called "Neon" – and yes, the name is offensively optimistic – is number two on the Apple App Store. Why?...

Security

ISC Stormcast For Wednesday, September 24th, 2025 https://isc.sans.edu/podcastdetail/9626, (Wed, Sep 24th)

Ugh. Another Security Update. Seriously? More Bullshit. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, some clowns are exploiting a vulnerability in Ivanti Connect Secure and Policy Secure gateways – specifically versions 21.x and 22.x....

Security

State-Sponsored Hackers Exploiting Libraesva Email Security Gateway Vulnerability

Seriously?! Another Fucking Zero-Day Oh, Joy. More State-Sponsored Bullshit. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, some state-sponsored chuckleheads – the article doesn't even bother naming *which* ones, because honestly,...

Security

Hackers Exploit Pandoc CVE-2025-51591 to Target AWS IMDS and Steal EC2 IAM Credentials

Pandoc? Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Christ' Sake: Pandoc is a Mess Right, listen up. Some clowns are exploiting a vulnerability – CVE-2025-51591 – in Pandoc. Pandoc! The document converter? Yeah, that one. Apparently, if you...