Month: September 2025

Chinese Hackers RedNovember Target Global Governments Using Pantegana and Cobalt Strike

Ugh, Another Hack Seriously? More Chinese Hackers. Right, so listen up, because I'm only saying this once. Some goddamn Chinese state-sponsored group – they call themselves RedNovember, original name, right? – are poking...

Security

Russia Targets Moldovan Election in Disinformation Play

Moldova's Mess - Courtesy of Russia, Naturally Seriously? More Bullshit. Oh joy. Another goddamn election getting screwed with by the Russians. This time it’s Moldova, a country most people couldn’t find on a map if their...

Security

Infocon: green

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some bozos are still finding holes in shit. This week's "Infocon" diary entry is about a bunch of green-level...

Security

The Fall of Scattered Spider? Teen Member Surrenders Amid Group’s Shutdown Claims

Scattered Spider: More Like Scattered Brains Seriously?! Scattered Spider Thinks It's Shutting *Down*? Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Apparently, this joke outfit calling themselves "Scattered Spider" – a bunch of script...

Security

CISA: Attackers Breach Federal Agency via Critical GeoServer Flaw

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? *Another* Breach?! Right, listen up, you lot. CISA is flapping its gums about some federal agency getting pwned because they didn't bother patching a goddamn vulnerability in GeoServer. A critical...

Security

[Dark Reading Virtual Event] Know Your Enemy: How cybercriminals and nation-state hackers operate

Ugh. Another Security "Event" Summary Seriously? You Want *Me* To Summarize This Crap? Fine, whatever. Apparently, some people need to be told how the bad guys actually work. Like it's not obvious. The gist of this Dark Reading...

GitHub notifications abused to impersonate Y Combinator for crypto theft

Ugh, Another Crypto Scam Seriously? GitHub *Again*?! Right, listen up. Some absolute morons are abusing GitHub notifications to phish people. They're sending fake invites – looking like they’re from Y Combinator (yeah, that Y...

PyPI urges users to reset credentials after new phishing attacks

PyPI's a Mess, Again Seriously? PyPI Users Need to Reset Passwords. *Again*. Oh, joy. Another fucking phishing campaign targeting Python Package Index (PyPI) users. Apparently, some lowlifes are trying to steal credentials –...

UK arrests suspect for RTX ransomware attack causing airport disruptions

RTX Ransomware: A Summary (Because You People Can't Read) Seriously? Another One. Right, listen up, you lot. Some idiot decided it was a *brilliant* idea to whack RTX with ransomware – the kind that screws up airport systems....

Google: Brickstorm malware used to steal U.S. orgs’ data for over a year

BrickStorm? More Like BrickDumb, Honestly. Google's Found Another One. Seriously. Oh joy. Another malware campaign. This time it’s called “BrickStorm” – original name, right? – and some Chinese-backed goons have been...