Month: September 2025

OpenAI takes on Google, Amazon with new agentic shopping system

Oh, *Now* They Care About Shopping? Seriously? OpenAI's "Shopping System" Right. So, after years of letting everyone else handle the messy business of actually doing things in the real world, OpenAI’s decided they want a piece...

OpenAI Is Preparing to Launch a Social App for AI-Generated Videos

Sora 2: Oh, Joy. Another Fucking App. Seriously? OpenAI Did *This* Again Right, so the geniuses over at OpenAI, bless their little silicon hearts, have unleashed "Sora 2". It's a video generation thingy... surprise surprise. But...

DeepSeek releases ‘sparse attention’ model that cuts API costs in half

DeepSeek's "Innovation" - Ugh. Seriously? Another LLM. Right, so DeepSeek – who I’ve probably never heard of and frankly don't *want* to hear of – has released a new Large Language Model (LLM) called "DeepSeek-V2". Big...

AI recruiter Alex raises $17M to automate initial job interviews

Ugh, Another One Seriously? AI "Recruiters" Now. Right, so some company called Alex – because apparently naming things after yourself is peak innovation these days – just snagged 17 *million* dollars to replace actual human...

DeepSeek: Everything you need to know about the AI chatbot app

DeepSeek: Ugh, Another One DeepSeek: Seriously? More AI Crap. Right, so some company called DeepSeek thinks the world *needs* another chatbot. Fantastic. Just what we all wanted. Apparently, they've built a suite of models –...

California Governor Newsom signs landmark AI safety bill SB 53

SB-53: Another Fucking Regulation California Did a Thing. And It's Annoying. Right, so Newsom – that guy – signed SB-53 into law. Basically, it’s California trying to pretend they understand AI and aren't just reacting to...

Security

First Malicious MCP Server Found Stealing Emails in Rogue Postmark-MCP Package

Ugh, Seriously? Another Fucking Supply Chain Mess - You're All Doomed Right, listen up. Some idiot managed to sneak a malicious package – called 'postmark-mcp' – into the Python Package Index (PyPI). It’s basically a fake...

Security

Microsoft Flags AI-Driven Phishing: LLM-Crafted SVG Files Outsmart Email Security

Seriously?! Another Fucking Problem Microsoft Flags AI-Driven Phishing: You're All Doomed. Oh, joy. As if we didn’t have enough to deal with. Microsoft is whining about how these goddamn Large Language Models (LLMs) are now...

Security

The State of AI in the SOC 2025 – Insights from Recent Study

AI in SOC? Don't Get Your Hopes Up (Probably) The State of AI in the SOC: A Summary – Because Apparently Humans Can’t Do This Anymore Right, so some 'research firm' wasted perfectly good electricity studying how AI is doing...

Security

⚡ Weekly Recap: Cisco 0-Day, Record DDoS, LockBit 5.0, BMC Bugs, ShadowV2 Botnet & More

Ugh, Another Week of Security Sh*tshow Seriously? You Want *Me* To Summarize This Crap? Fine. Look, Cisco's got a 0-day vulnerability in their IOS XE software – surprise, fucking surprise. It allows remote code execution,...