Month: September 2025

Seriously? Another Botnet... Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: ShadowV2 is a Thing Right, listen up. Some script kiddie operation – they’re calling it “ShadowV2” because originality is *clearly* dead – is exploiting AWS...

Seriously? Another Security "Crisis"? Lean Teams, Higher Stakes: A Summary (Because Apparently You Can't Read) Oh, joy. Another article telling security folks what’s wrong with their lives. Basically, everyone is running around...

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? People Are *Still* Falling For This Crap Right, so some morons are getting phished – shocker, I know – but this isn't your garden-variety "give me your password" bullshit. These emails are asking...

Seriously?! Another SolarWinds Screwup Oh, For F\*ck's Sake. SolarWinds Again. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, our "esteemed" friends at SolarWinds have managed to bollocks things up again. They’ve discovered a critical...

Ugh. Another Security Blog Post. Distraction Tactics: Because People Are Idiots Right, so some chucklehead decided to write a whole damn post about how attackers use distractions to pull the wool over security analysts' eyes....

Seriously?! Another Fucking Mess U.S. Secret Service Seizes 300 SIM Servers, 100K Cards – You're Kidding Me, Right? Oh joy. More incompetence. The US Secret Service just "seized" (like they *found* them, not proactively stopped...

Seriously? Another Crypto Scam. Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake... Right, listen up. Apparently, five numbskulls have been hauled in by Eurojust for a €100 million cryptocurrency investment fraud that stretched across twenty-three...

Supermicro's Shitty BMC, Again Seriously? *Again* With the Supermicro Bullshit Oh joy. More security holes in Supermicro Baseboard Management Controllers (BMCs). Because apparently, they just love leaving backdoors wide open for...

RainyDay, Turian & PlugX: Seriously? Oh, *Wonderful*. More Malware. Right, so some script kiddies – RainyDay and Turian, apparently – are being predictably pathetic with DLL search order hijacking. Basically, they're dropping...

Ugh. Another Crisis. Seriously? More Work For Everyone. Right, so listen up, you lot. Apparently, the adults in charge *still* haven't figured out how to secure critical infrastructure. Shocking, I know. This article details how...