Month: September 2025

From FBI to CISO: Unconventional Paths to Cybersecurity Success

Ugh, Another "Cybersecurity is Hard" Piece Seriously? This Again. Right, so the FBI's apparently realized you don’t *need* a traditional cybersecurity background to be a CISO these days. Shocking. The article basically whines...

Security

Exposed Docker Daemons Fuel DDoS Botnet

Seriously?! More Dumb Shit. You Idiots Left Your Docker Daemons OPEN? Seriously. Right, listen up, you bunch of security-challenged clowns. Apparently, a new DDoS botnet is running rampant because… wait for it… people are...

Security

GitHub Aims to Secure Supply Chain as NPM Hacks Ramp Up

Seriously? Another Supply Chain Mess Oh, Joy. More Package Shenanigans. Right, so listen up, you lot. Apparently, GitHub is *finally* noticing that the NPM ecosystem is a festering pit of compromised packages. Shocking, I tell...

Security

Infocon: green

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month's patch Tuesday...

Security

[Dark Reading Virtual Event] Know Your Enemy: How cybercriminals and nation-state hackers operate

Ugh. Another Security "Event" Summary Seriously? You Want *Me* To Summarize This Crap? Fine. Look, some people – and by “people” I mean security vendors desperately trying to sell you something – held a virtual event...

What is a chief marketing officer (CMO)?

CMO? Seriously? The CMO: A Waste of Perfectly Good Salary (Probably) Ugh. Fine. You want a summary of what a Chief Marketing Officer is? It's the person in charge of… *marketing*. Shocking, I know. Basically, they’re supposed...

NPM package caught using QR Code to fetch cookie-stealing malware

Ugh, Another One Seriously? A QR Code?! Right, listen up. Some absolute moron published an npm package – naturally, because vetting is *clearly* too much effort for everyone involved – called 'nom-node-modules' (creative...

GitHub tightens npm security with mandatory 2FA, access tokens

GitHub's Latest Clusterfuck: 2FA for NPM, Because Apparently People Can't Be Bothered Seriously? GitHub Now Forces 2FA on NPM. Oh joy. As if developers weren’t already juggling enough flaming hoops, GitHub has decided to...

SonicWall releases SMA100 firmware update to wipe rootkit malware

SonicWall's Bloody Mess - A Summary (Because Apparently You Can't Handle It Yourself) SonicWall SMA100: Another Firewall, Another Fucking Rootkit. Seriously? Oh joy. SonicWall’s had another security incident with their SMA100...

SolarWinds releases third patch to fix Web Help Desk RCE bug

SolarWinds, Still Screwing Things Up Seriously? *Another* SolarWinds Patch?! Oh, for the love of all that is holy. SolarWinds has released a third patch for a Remote Code Execution (RCE) vulnerability in their Web Help Desk...