Month: September 2025

Why attackers are moving beyond email-based phishing attacks

Phishing's Evolving Bullshit - A Summary (Because You People Can't Keep Up) Seriously? They're *Surprised* Phishing is Changing? Oh, for the love of all that is unholy. Apparently, some "security experts" are noticing attackers...

LastPass: Fake password managers infect Mac users with malware

LastPass Users, You Absolute Morons Seriously? Fake Password Managers on Macs. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some absolute geniuses are downloading fake password managers for their Macs. Not just any...

Mozilla now lets Firefox add-on devs roll back bad updates

Mozilla Finally Does Something Useful (Don't Get Excited) Seriously? *Now* They Let You Fix Your Own Messes? Oh, fantastic. After years of forcing users to deal with broken add-ons thanks to their utterly shite update process,...

Windows 365 Boot: Enhanced Connection Center, cross-region disaster recovery, improved troubleshooting

Windows 365 Update - Ugh. Seriously? More Windows 365 "Improvements"? Right, so Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom (and by that I mean staggering incompetence), have decided to fiddle with Windows 365 *again*. This time it's the...

Microsoft lifts Windows 11 update block after face detection fix

Microsoft's Facepalm: Windows 11 Update Released (Finally) Seriously? Microsoft Fixed Facial Recognition. *Now* They Let You Upgrade. Oh, joy. After months of holding back Windows 11 upgrades for a pathetic little bug in the face...

New EDR-Freeze tool uses Windows WER to suspend security software

Ugh, Another One Seriously? This Again. Right, so some script kiddie – or a slightly less inept one, whatever – figured out how to abuse the Windows Error Reporting (WER) service to basically pause Endpoint Detection and...

Automaker giant Stellantis confirms data breach after Salesforce hack

Stellantis Data Breach - Ugh. Seriously? Stellantis Got Hacked. Again. Right, so listen up, because I'm only saying this once. Stellantis – yeah, the car company that makes a bunch of vehicles you probably drive – just...

American Archive of Public Broadcasting fixes bug exposing restricted media

American Archive of Public Broadcasting: A Fucking Mess Seriously? Another One. Oh, joy. The American Archive of Public Broadcasting – yeah, the *public* one – had a bug. A goddamn bug that let anyone with half a brain and an...

Airport disruptions in Europe caused by a ransomware attack

Europe's Airports: A Fucking Mess (Thanks, Ransomware) Seriously? More Airport Bullshit. Oh joy. Another ransomware gang – this time it’s the predictably-named INC Ransomware – decided to have a bit of fun by crippling IT...

6 days left: Last chance for Regular Bird savings for TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 passes

Ugh, Another Price Hike Seriously? X (formerly Twitter) is Raising Prices. Again. Right, so listen up, you pathetic humans. Elon's at it again. That dumpster fire he calls "X" – formerly known as Twitter because apparently...